vampire rule

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17 Comments

Denjin@feddit.uk · 29 pts · 21d (5 replies)

Laszlo Cravensworth has entered the chat

Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 21d

He has a toothpick in his mouth; it must be Jackie Daytona!

djdarren@piefed.social · 9 pts · 21d

All I can see is Jackie Daytona, regular human being.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d

My thoughts almost exactly lol What We Do in the Shadows has p much all vampires canonically bi and it’s glorious

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d
Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 21d

BAT!

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 21d (6 replies)

vampires are probably ace

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 21d (4 replies)

I can see this. Or getting so bored of regular sex that only super kinky stuff gets them going (having regeneration powers would open up a whole lot of possibilities)

Sas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Instead of asphyxiation kink they could have a stake kink. Like driving it in just to the edge of the heart

Donkter@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Low watt sunlamp kink

caurvo@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 21d

I think you've described the Shädowmän. "Ah, the light"

degen@midwest.social · 4 pts · 21d

Just the tip

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

probably fluid

Zagorath@quokk.au · 10 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Vampires are canonically bisexual. All of them.

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia's list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It's like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down --

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Zagorath@quokk.au · 1 pts · 18d

Did I stutter?

Almacca@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 21d

Being anything for all eternity would suck. I don't want to live forever. I'm not even sure about the rest of the week.