I can see this. Or getting so bored of regular sex that only super kinky stuff gets them going (having regeneration powers would open up a whole lot of possibilities)
Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia's list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It's like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down --
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Denjin@feddit.uk · 29 pts · 21d
Laszlo Cravensworth has entered the chat
Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 21d
He has a toothpick in his mouth; it must be Jackie Daytona!
djdarren@piefed.social · 9 pts · 21d
All I can see is Jackie Daytona, regular human being.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d
My thoughts almost exactly lol What We Do in the Shadows has p much all vampires canonically bi and it’s glorious
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d
he's my best friend, he's my pal ,he's my homeboy ... my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese , my
good time boyAlmacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 21d
BAT!
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 21d
vampires are probably ace
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 21d
I can see this. Or getting so bored of regular sex that only super kinky stuff gets them going (having regeneration powers would open up a whole lot of possibilities)
Sas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 21d
Instead of asphyxiation kink they could have a stake kink. Like driving it in just to the edge of the heart
Donkter@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 21d
Low watt sunlamp kink
caurvo@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 21d
I think you've described the Shädowmän. "Ah, the light"
degen@midwest.social · 4 pts · 21d
Just the tip
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d
probably fluid
Zagorath@quokk.au · 10 pts · 21d
Vampires are canonically bisexual. All of them.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 pts · 18d
Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia's list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It's like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down --
-- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zagorath@quokk.au · 1 pts · 18d
Did I stutter?
Almacca@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 21d
Being anything for all eternity would suck. I don't want to live forever. I'm not even sure about the rest of the week.