...yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/l fl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.
Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You're supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
20 Comments
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 35 pts · 7h
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 7h
Don't worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
joulethief@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 5h
...yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/
lfl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 5h
Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 7h
Lead is metal ya know
And yeah plastics should be there instead of glass
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 6h
Like I said, I REALLY enjoyed those...
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6h
The microplastics are in your balls.
dbtng@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 5h
Where's the beans?
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 4h
Sorry I ate them so they couldn't be put on the pyramid. My bad
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5h
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
rayboy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26m
Makes me think of Hoovervilles during the great depression.
jj4211@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3h
Where's the roadkill?
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6h
You're missing the high fructose corn syrup.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 7h
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
Gloomy@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 5h
🤘🤘🤘
poseur@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 5h
flesh eating maggot enriched beef
myyass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3h
Sorry, there's another layer. Crippling depression.
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 4h
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You're supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h
Now do another country!
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3h
Why did I read this to the tune of "we didn't start the fire"? so weird. 🎵