c/vintageads · by BilSabab@lemmy.world · 2dBob Mann’s Instant Karate (1987) 48 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
celeste@kbin.earth · 13 pts · 2d
The name has me imagining mixing hot water and a packet of powdered karate. I take a single sip and a fist bursts through my chest, killing me instantly.
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
this is a business idea i can stand behind... to avoid blood splatter
EnmebaraGuesser@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 2d
Keanu found an even better way.
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
yup
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2d
It only works if you yell “Karate!” with each punch. If it’s a regular punch, you have to say “Regular punch!”
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
everything works if you yell KARATE. The poewr of projectoin!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d
I need Walter Goggins to do a biopic on this guy!
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
oh yeah
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 2d
Ye gods I'm curious about this
Shadow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2d
Be curious no longer! https://youtu.be/izDGduwBfec
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
Thank you, instant senpai
Sergio@piefed.social · 6 pts · 2d
Just $16.95, shittydwarf-san.
LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d
$14.95 in 1987 is worth $43.94 today FYI
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
yikes
LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
Right? Mr Miyagi was cheaper and a far better teacher.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
but who's Starla?
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
Married to this alpha