What's the ransom?

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7 Comments

davel@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 6d

Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 6d

About tree fiddy

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 6d

Whatever it is, I'm not letting you borrow my money to pay for your ransom again

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 6d

A donut and fifteen radishes. You will deliver the radishes, remove the tops and bottoms with a blade, and then leave with the donut. The donut is for you.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

Two Twinkies™ and a diet soda.
Leave 'em on the transom, next to the pile of damsons.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d

Whatcha got?