...and then I put my pee pee in her and the moment I was inside I wept like a child. She put her hands around my head and whispered that it was OK and confirmed how much the experience meant to her.
I put my lips against her ear and whispered back "no homo."
10 Comments
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 3d
I would just like to inform this guy's wife that I hold the exact opposite view.
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 15 pts · 3d
That poor woman.
Mac@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 3d
And she loves that about him. lol
RestlessNotions@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3d
So the reverse is true, right? Wife will not have sex unless ovulating or perform sex acts that can't result in pregnancy. Byebye blow jobs.
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3d
TIL my wife is maga
WarTowel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
TIL that I'm gay
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
...and then I put my pee pee in her and the moment I was inside I wept like a child. She put her hands around my head and whispered that it was OK and confirmed how much the experience meant to her.
I put my lips against her ear and whispered back "no homo."
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 3d
Brother’s pull-out game is weak is what I’m hearing.
shartgargle@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2d
But his cousins is solid.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d
She's going to cheat on him.