the straights are not ok

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10 Comments

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 3d

I would just like to inform this guy's wife that I hold the exact opposite view.

JakenVeina@midwest.social · 15 pts · 3d

That poor woman.

Mac@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 3d

And she loves that about him. lol

RestlessNotions@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3d (1 reply)

So the reverse is true, right? Wife will not have sex unless ovulating or perform sex acts that can't result in pregnancy. Byebye blow jobs.

oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3d

TIL my wife is maga

WarTowel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

TIL that I'm gay

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

...and then I put my pee pee in her and the moment I was inside I wept like a child. She put her hands around my head and whispered that it was OK and confirmed how much the experience meant to her.

I put my lips against her ear and whispered back "no homo."

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Brother’s pull-out game is weak is what I’m hearing.

shartgargle@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2d

But his cousins is solid.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d

She's going to cheat on him.