Unknown minimushroom

This has been in my wallpaper & random image collection for a while. Unfortunately I forgot the name but I remember that they are tiny in real size, just a millimeter or so. Maybe somebody recognizes them?

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bryophile@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 5d (1 reply)

You definitely have a moisture problem in your home if this is in your wallpaper

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 4d

Aww, they don't look like a problem at all! 😍🤗

ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 5d (9 replies)
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 5d (8 replies)

blålig metallglinsende slimsopp

yes, exactly.

Does it say how tall they are?

not@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 5d (1 reply)
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 5d

Thanks!

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 5d (5 replies)

Gesundheit.

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 4d (4 replies)

Wohlsein*

("Gesundheit" can be misinterpreted as implying your health isn't good, and is therefore generally considered bad luck to say to someone when they sneeze —or, so I was told repeatedly in Frankfurt, Köln, Berlin, etc.)

jokre33@pawb.social · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

It's regional. You'd likely get some funny looks if you said "Wohlsein" anywhere in the north or north-west of Germany.

(Pretty sure "Gesundheit" is also the standard in Köln, but it's been a few years since I last visited my family in the region.)

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 4d

Yep, that tracks. I was only visiting Köln and Berlin, though that was with a few friends local to Frankfurt. 🤓

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Yes. The literal translation is “health”, which is also awkward. But in US English, this is a common response to a sneeze, basically the equivalent of “bless you” which is also a response to a sneeze.

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 3d

Yes, and in the US, half-assed and plain stupid sayings exist, often lifted from other cultures but completely malformed and inane in doing so. Ergo, "in US English" is a shit argument. 🥲

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 5d (8 replies)

Slime molds aren't fungi, sadly. OP will now be launched into the sun for their crime

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 5d

it's a fair cop

MouldyCat@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 4d (6 replies)

Slime moulds are not in the fungi branch of life? Does that mean they're more closely related to .. um don't know the right words .. vegetables?

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 4d (4 replies)

No they are neither fungi, plant or animal. They are single celled organisms so more closely related to amoeba or some algae.

MouldyCat@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 4d

Huh ok, fascinating. Sounds like a YouTube rabbit hole for me to get my head stuck in!

Wolf314159@startrek.website · 1 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Kind of amazing that something of this size and complexity is still a single celled organism.

MouldyCat@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 3d

yeah, these slime moulds really push the envelope. hope youtube links aren't against the rules here, the slime mould in this one do some really crazy stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlANF-v9lb0

they will sometimes clump together and move around very much like a slug

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d

Protists, they are protists. And algae is firmly in the plant branch.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 4d

not fungi or plants or animals, but a secret fourth thing

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 5d

Those are xenomorph eggs. You got an infestation of aliens

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 5d (2 replies)

I've only seen mushrooms like this in sci-fi. They're usually bigger tho.

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 11 pts · 5d (1 reply)

When I was a kid we would go hiking in a creek bed that ran inbetween all the houses. One day I came upon some little bulbous mushrooms like this that were growing out of a huge downed tree. When you poked one super gently with a stick, it would explode a cloud of green spores out of it. Weirdest shit I ever found, and I never saw them again. I would have sworn it was like the flood from halo or something

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 4d

record scratch

"And that's how I met your fungal queen."

intro

kibblebits@quokk.au · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Sauté them in butter.

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 5d

Suitable frying pan:

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d

Man, slime mold is cool as fuck!

It actually exists as a multi nucleated single cell, then divides when it's time for reproduction. It actually shows signs of intelligence and is at least partially responsible for the rail system in Tokyo.

jankforlife@lemmy.ml · -5 pts · 5d

Looks almost alien LMBO