Canada officially changes and recognizes the United States as Mordor.

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spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I like how Canada annexed Alaska

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d

You can't expect too much from AI.

davel@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 2d

The Two Towers

_lilith@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1d (1 reply)

blurry slop is still slop

also not a comic

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1d

close enough

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d (4 replies)

Why is Mt. Doom in Nevada?

thisisonlyatest@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2d

Fr though, should have been DC

untorquer@quokk.au · 5 pts · 1d

When you need something forged you go to Reno.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Looks like Idaho

ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Idaho. But mostly Nevada and Utah.

ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2d

How can we start a movement to rename the USA as the United States of Mordor?

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Nice! Now, where is the Shire?

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2d

Seeing as how the Shire is decently northwest of Mordor this would likely put it squarely in Russia. Of course an .ml post would be so tankie as to call Russia as warm and pleasant as the Shire.

winkly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

North and South Canada 🇨🇦

Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 17h

Mordor, where the shadows lie, as does the Nazi, Donald John Trump

if he's awake

which he's not

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1d (3 replies)

But How tf did Grima become president?

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Trump is no Grima Wormtongue!

More of a dark, twisted version of Pippin that never took his hand off the palantir.

ebber@europe.pub · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I was about to say Denethor, but that would be unfair to Boromir and Faramir.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Boromir would have been President of the US and President of the Senate and Speaker of the House and Chief Justice all at the same time

mkwt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

Now we're really putting the red in Red River.

peacepath@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Why not “Mexico del Norte”? A bit like for Korea...

undrwater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I think this would have been more provocative.

The current US admin might actually like the parallel of Mordor.

Sxan@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 1d

While I'd love Mordor, and it'd be more fitting, I doubt Orange Himler would understand þe reference. And Mexico del Norte would only annoy his base.

Thesilverpig@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 2d

Lib bait

gray@lemmy.ml · -7 pts · 2d (2 replies)

They do fracking in Canada though...

TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

How do you completely miss the point of this?

gray@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1d

Sorry, I meant to say "haha Trump is stupid"