c/lemmyshitpost · by ddplf@szmer.info · 13dYSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you No you don't have to look it up, no need 151 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 48 pts · 13d
imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it's not in use, you might have bigger issues.
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 13d
some pruno brewing.
Syndication@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 13d
Yayyy sewer gases!
danekrae@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 13d
OP's anus:
polydactyl@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 13d
Finally, a post addressing the issue I joined for.
Thteven@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 13d
The trick is to blow out as you sit down.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d
You have a toilet?
Lucky, lucky bastard
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
Luxury! I shat crouched over a cardboard box with no bottom
Janx@piefed.social · 6 pts · 13d
How did you shit if you don't have a bottom?
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
For reference
https://youtu.be/VKHFZBUTA4k
TheBluetoofs@piefed.social · 7 pts · 13d
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment's notice without all this 'lifting' malarkey!
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 13d
That sounds like you haven't cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d
Thanks, Obama!
myyass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d
So like that one song with something about that mentions "Sweet Poo Fumes" oh wait I guess it was Perfume.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 13d
Eau de toilette if you know what I mean.
myyass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
lmao yeah I do
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d
Same reason you shouldn't run a fan in a closed room.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d
Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
south korea fan death strikes again?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
Ok, that is just basic science.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
Bold of you to assume I don't have to unplug it after sitting down
DrPop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
The scene in Dreamcatcher comes to mind.
siravious@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
I say fight fire with fire