YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you

No you don't have to look it up, no need

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rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 48 pts · 13d (2 replies)

imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it's not in use, you might have bigger issues.

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 13d

you might have

some pruno brewing.

Syndication@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 13d

Yayyy sewer gases!

danekrae@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 13d

OP's anus:

polydactyl@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 13d

Finally, a post addressing the issue I joined for.

Thteven@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 13d

The trick is to blow out as you sit down.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d (3 replies)

You have a toilet?

Lucky, lucky bastard

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Luxury! I shat crouched over a cardboard box with no bottom

Janx@piefed.social · 6 pts · 13d (1 reply)

How did you shit if you don't have a bottom?

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
TheBluetoofs@piefed.social · 7 pts · 13d
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finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment's notice without all this 'lifting' malarkey!

JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

That sounds like you haven't cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d

Thanks, Obama!

myyass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d (2 replies)

So like that one song with something about that mentions "Sweet Poo Fumes" oh wait I guess it was Perfume.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Eau de toilette if you know what I mean.

myyass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

lmao yeah I do

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Same reason you shouldn't run a fan in a closed room.

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d

Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

south korea fan death strikes again?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

Ok, that is just basic science.

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

Bold of you to assume I don't have to unplug it after sitting down

DrPop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

The scene in Dreamcatcher comes to mind.

siravious@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d

I say fight fire with fire