Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there's no hope for humanity, we won't even make a single million years.
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Johandea@feddit.nu · 24 pts · 13d
Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I'll stay drug free, thank you.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 13d
Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years.
Fuck coffee.
ladicius@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d
Humans dominate the planet for 50.000 years now, and look how shite the biosphere is doing.
We will not make it any longer.
ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 13d
I love how obtuse you are. Absolutely demented, made me smile.
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 13d
They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent?
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 13d
Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, …
snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 13d
Humans have an outpost, comparable to a space station. There are no rats on antarctica. The other things you mentioned are not animals.
emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer · 7 pts · 13d
Rats in Antarctica within the last decade, they have an embassy at the human outpost
Cockroach Kingdom: Animalia
Fair on lichen, which are just weird , and moss be plants
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 13d
Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there's no hope for humanity, we won't even make a single million years.
Melobol@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 13d
Ooooh!
Based on this idea:
Cavemen / Neanderthals never heard (of) Metal!
They only had Rock
WillieShen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d
turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 13d
Or, made into fuel, children's toys, and let's not forget the, um, adult items they're essential to (so far). 🧏🏼♂️
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 8 pts · 13d
Fossil fuels are the plants that didn't get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi.
Not dinosaurs.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 13d
Oh! I was under the impression that petroleum wasn't picky. 😅🙇🏼♂️
webp@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 13d
They never had meth either
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d
Well, that may work out better
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 13d
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But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 13d
So if I don't start drinking coffee I'll get hit by a meteor?
ladicius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
New Mexico will. Is that what you want?
Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
... a little
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 13d
Drink coffee or a meteor will fuck up Earth again.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 13d
Actually, I'm curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 13d
in the futurama episode they did.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 13d
Without coffee the world is going to stop dead
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 13d
Did you know they spray pfas on the inside of those paper coffee cups?
That's bad by the way.