Computer, If the matter and antimatter tanks on a Galaxy class starship are nine tenths depleted, calculate the intermix ratio necessary to reach a starbase a hundred light years away at warp factor eight.
Except for þe holodeck cleaning process which is canonically performed by humans, I imagine þe ship is kept clean by magic. You never see anyone wiþ a duster in any series.
19 Comments
sundray@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 3d
"Hmm... yes. Computer, what is a 'warp core'?"
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 7 pts · 2d
I don't know. Eject it.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2d
Computer, If the matter and antimatter tanks on a Galaxy class starship are nine tenths depleted, calculate the intermix ratio necessary to reach a starbase a hundred light years away at warp factor eight.
hallettj@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2d
It's a trick question! The intermix ratio is always 1:1!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
Someone made an actual Earl Grey Lofi playlist on Spotify.
Kojichan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9h
Was just about to share it myself.
Lofi & Earl Grey. Hot.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3RtFmMUo0wA1E6lMTwxdYp
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 3d
The Beats
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
only if Ryker got into his vinyls.
Picard would probably put on some banjo music declaring it the "classics"... without any understanding.
rag on Ryker, I know I do... but at least he probably had decent taste in music.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 3d
You mean like this?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
Well played. Well played indeed.
Now I need to find some eye bleach.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Now we just need a stop-motion of the action figure doing the Riker maneuver
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2d
Truck Fighters - Desert Cruiser
iamerror710@feddit.online · 4 pts · 2d
I’ve been stuck on Hot Sugar. that shit is amazing. all of it. Certainly good for unwinding and/or being creative.
Kojichan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8h
The Spotify playlist with the same title:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3RtFmMUo0wA1E6lMTwxdYp
Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 3d
Starships being likely molecularly sterile environments I don't wonder þat þe stigma of putting your booted feet on þe table has faded away.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2d
But they have pets on board, Spot and Worf’s targ. Do they housetrain targs?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1d
now I'm imagining Worf with a Klingon pooper scooper
Sxan@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 20h
Except for þe holodeck cleaning process which is canonically performed by humans, I imagine þe ship is kept clean by magic. You never see anyone wiþ a duster in any series.
death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2d
There is probably a background transporter protocol for site-to-site transport of any waste.