FBI chief Kash Patel defends hiring standards changes on prostitution, bestiality at fiery hearing

Worse than that:

Democrats repeatedly pressed Patel on whether the FBI would be dispatching agents to polls. The director said the FBI has an election coordinator in each of its 56 field offices to respond to issues at polling places, including alleged election interference. He did not rule out the idea that agents could be dispatched to the polls if problems arose.

Impeach this unqualified clown already.

Fucking distractions. "Victims" of prostitution and bestiality are NOT applying to the FBI in significant numbers, not even close.

Here's the thing, Kash. Just because you paid a guy so you could fuck his dog does NOT make that dog a prostitute.

Are you making this rule so you can hire the dog as your "personal assistant"?

Always knew that when they called people “sheep fuckers,” that they were simply projecting.

Screwing the pooch doesn’t necessarily mean that you can’t be a competent FBI agent, but it’s probably a pretty efficient disqualification filter.

Also, if you can’t pass the notoriously inaccurate lie detector test when they ask you if you’ve ever fucked a dog, definitely stay away from field work.

bestiality

When Mr. Hands is a glowie.

A Democrat-appointed, ostensibly pro LGBTQ FBI director would be removed for this.

How else could they keep hiring conservatives?