Gonna be honest, if I was having a shit day but my friends or parents invited a large mascot like big bird or something obscure un announced, that'd probubly force me to crack a smile.
Or the most socially accepted manipulation tactic, tickling you when in an emotional situation to force you to laugh and then say it's fine and you're just overdramatizing.
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Smaile@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 1d
Gonna be honest, if I was having a shit day but my friends or parents invited a large mascot like big bird or something obscure un announced, that'd probubly force me to crack a smile.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1d
Maybe I'll do that for my funeral. Just have a random ass mascot.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d
I would love to see an ass-mascot.
https://xkcd.com/37/
B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 1d
His jovial music is dwarfed only by his sexual reprehensibility!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1d
I find him quite enchanting.
moshtradamus666@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1d
Me whenever I see some beetlemoses
Pat@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 1d
I read this as "beetlemoose", and now I REALLY want to see that musical.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d
Best I can do is the Rocky Horror and Bullwinkle Picture Show.
https://wfmu.org/archiveplayer/?show=112754&archive=216023
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1d
It works! Bongo dolphin really lifted my spirits after I backed over a kid in a parking lot.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1d
My neighbor thought he was so smart. He got a dog and named him “5 miles” so he could tell people “I walked 5 miles today.”
Well, yesterday I ran over 5 miles.
Zensate@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d
Ahh Bongo Dolphin, I can't be mad at you!
BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 1d
I am still mad at him for the last time we were in the pool together
tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1d
Oh FFS. He said he was sorry, and went on that apology tour. If the president can forgive him, why can't you?
emptiness@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1d
Reminds me of my dad’s approach to parenting… better bury your emotions or he would overwhelm you with some bullshit like this.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 22h
Or the most socially accepted manipulation tactic, tickling you when in an emotional situation to force you to laugh and then say it's fine and you're just overdramatizing.
iocase@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1d
I can hear this meme lmfao
Edit: Someone voiced and animated this meme already too!
Tetragrade@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1d
Flower@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
The dolphin looks like Ace Ventura