In case any of you are interested in the final poll results:
I imagine adoption of this will go just as well as the Lake Ontario thing. At the very least, it will be even easier to identify who's a Trumper and an AI bro.
Trump orders AI rebrand as "super intelligence"
https://www.axios.com/2026/09/22/trump-ai-super-intelligence-rebrand
26 Comments
mthomson@forum.macaque.social · 40 pts · 9h
what no America Intelligence? /s
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 8h
Honestly it's too easy to make fun of. I would not be surprised if he suggested it and his AI oligarchs were like, noooo how about "super intelligence".
loaf@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 9h
Should call it Inferior Trumputation. All it does is hallucinate, spew bullshit, cost a lot of money, and ruin the planet.
Just like him.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 6h
That’s not all it does. It also deletes your home directory and your production database.
naeap@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1h
Yeah, that's why it's superior to Trump
joekar1990@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 9h
Surprised he didn't go with superior sense for the SS acronym.
obvs@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 9h
"Not Sure".
treadful@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 9h
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 9h
They should name it Epstein Files
myster0n@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 8h
It's superior to his own intelligence
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 10h
Not intelligence, not super. Doubleplusgood duckspeak.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 9h
The mad king, rocking back and forth in his dirty diaper, writing proclamation after proclamation in crayon.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 7h
I prefer "Stupidly Unintelligible"
Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 8h
How about calling it "Dead Cat" like everything else he does while letting Thiel and Fuckerberg quietly eat the economy
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 4h
I switch between calling Mark; Fuckerberg or Zuckerfuck.
eremophila@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 9h
usa so clearly 'stupor intelligence'
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4h
I guess it does look like superintelligence to that massive fuckwit.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1h
Compared to him, well, maybe legit, even respect a Brick.
dmir@gehirneimer.de · 2 pts · 9h
Isn't ironic how the person trying to start this debate confuses "phenomena" and "phenomenon"?
Arghblarg@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 8h
Doo-doo, de-doo-doo
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 8h
JFC. Every time I think he can't get any stupider...he does.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 7h
Rock bottom is surprisingly malleable
cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 9h
Why not "Intrumpigence"? Or "Patriotic Amerigence"? Go all in, quadruple down!
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3h
Fake, he doesn't have "Thank you for your attention to this matter" before he signs off, or whatever it is he says.
But really, I wonder if 65% of his followers just couldn't work out "Superior" with its superior number of letters (and superior grade level of reading to what they completed in public school).
Personally, I'm going with Almost Intelligent/Intelligence. Apple Intelligence is good, too, because it's oxymoronic, as Apple is still dead last. So no, my Mac doesn't let me turn off the AI feature, but neither do I have to use it, it's just there, taking up space. And that sucks, but hey, at least it's just Apple Intelligence and not something remotely competent like Claude or ChatGPT. It's "just" Apple Intelligence, which is almost intelligent (but, not really).
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 58m
His brain is so far gone that he can't pronounce "artificial". Needs something with fewer syllables.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 31m
Continuing his own proud tradition of renaming things that he has zero authority to rename.
I hereby declare Arkansas renamed to Southwest Tennessee.