really, you coul rent ultra po*n

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Kranerian@kbin.social · 78 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I'm in my 30s and still do that. No reason to spend extra effort to give out info they don't need.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y

I check to see if I can put February 30th (less common of an error these days) on the oldest year they'll let me. 29th if 30th isn't an option and try to select a really old non leap year

Jagermo@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

I always go back further. 1642 or 1865 for example

EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'll take 08.19.1995, the cross sum is 42.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

On the one hand, I disapprove of unnecessary math, but on the other, I approve of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.. That's too big a dilemma before my second cup of coffee!

EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Enjoy your coffee good VikingHippie! May there rest of the day be easier for you.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks! May the rest of your day be good and easy too!

kubica@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I'd like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

red@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y

He used "shit" in another post's title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 32 pts · 2y (4 replies)

In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
I am overthinking again. Sorry.

DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Ugh, I hate that. I also seem to be surrounded by old-looking people who are exactly my age! It's like someone flipped a switch the moment I turned 40 roughly 10 months ago 😂

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

etuomaala@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I was born at second zero!

etuomaala@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Oh, shit, that means you're the second coming of Christ.

EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 0 pts · 2y

By Albert Hofmann while riding a bicycle.

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

Not to mention the monosodium glutamate...

Eavolution@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Almost everything I just put 01.01.2000 because quite frankly websites have no business knowing my actual birthday.

xthexder@l.sw0.com · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've been doing that longer than 2000 has been old enough, so it's been Jan 1, 1990 for me.

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

I've been doing that longer than 1990 has been old enough, so it's been 1.1.1980 for me.

railsdev@programming.dev · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

🍆💦💦💦

DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

rotopenguin@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 2y

A can of compressed air and it'll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y

Sooo... you're telling me you're older than Earth, huh?

m3t00@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

1/1/1970. they love zeros

xavier666@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Wassup, my Unix time bro

Seraph@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How long until we're all born Jan 1 2000?

EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y

5 years ago

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I like 1/1/1 (2001-01-01) better.

Yerbouti@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y

Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

doctorn@r.nf · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y