True love

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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Does anyone have any tips on getting a 24' tall girlfriend?

machin_shin@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Dude, you're disappointing enough to normal sized women.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Source?

daemoz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your mom

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Big, if true.

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Well they do say the rabbits small so maybe you just need an average height GF and you’re the small one. It also says she’s giant so maybe it’s a little bit of both you been small her being big

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

The Netherlands.

ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

Amazon

LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

For some reason I read that as 24" and was briefly very concerned.

raubarno@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

7.20 m tall? You gotta be dating a statue..

CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
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irish_link@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y (1 reply)

“… need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Classic Irish

qooqie@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They exist.. I'm 5'10"' and I have dated 6' and over. It's only weird if the parties involved make it weird.

rmuk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

That's fine, I Iike it wierd.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm 5'3 and dated a 5'10 girl for a while. She did eventually cheat on me though.

Ethicsg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

5'7" dated a 6'4" woman who eventually cheated on me. Although I blame my Morrowind addiction at the time.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

Morrowind addiction is kinda worth it though.

doktorseven@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

I like big bunns and I cannot lie...

bazus1@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Protection nuthin' - He's lovin that snu-snu.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 18 pts · 2y

He never thought he'd die this way, but he'd always really hoped.

Buffman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

Transcriptionist@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Image Transcription:

Black text on a white background reading:

'Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size

'"I think he knows she'll protect him."'

Below the text is a photo of a large brown hare laying on cream-coloured linoleum against the mirrored door of a wardrobe, with a much smaller brown rabbit laying close against the hare's side. A stuffed bear can be seen laying on the ground in the reflection behind the two leporids.

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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

To be fair rabbits will be obsessed over pretty much anything, it doesn't even have tp be alive

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

That rabbit's name? Spicy McHaggis

havokdj@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Dommy mommy be like: