cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623
He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”
He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.
78 Comments
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 164 pts · 2y
Ah yes, the ol' Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.
kn33@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
Right? I don't respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.
CoderKat@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
The "fun" intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee · 150 pts · 2y
“Cool story bro thanks for $30 now get in the fucking car and be quiet”
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · -22 pts · 2y
tsz@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Is that how you think things work?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 27 pts · 2y
Bro think faketaxi is real.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y
Coming soon to a PornHub near you: Dirty Cops
Theme:
Bad girls, bad girls, Watches gonna do when they cum on you
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Uh, get arrested, have sex with a monogamous couple! Duh!
penguin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Hold on. Pornos aren't a form of documentary?
mrcleanup@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 2y
Narrator: she could, in fact, arrest him.
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
You could make a documentary about this.
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee · 102 pts · 2y
He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons
elbarto777@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
Unaware7013@kbin.social · 70 pts · 2y
I think the implication is that the cop shouldn't be respected for being a cop, not because she's a sex worker.
Kushan@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
One way or another they're going to fuck you
echodot@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 2y
And it cost you money either way.
elbarto777@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
negativeyoda@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Swing and a miss!
elbarto777@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
cricket97@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 2y
because they likely don't respect themselves.
Szymon@lemmy.ca · 98 pts · 2y
Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 2y
People who want to try out this cool trick
Emperor@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 2y
"The police hate this one cool trick"
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 5 pts · 2y
It's meth. The cool trick was meth.
cricket97@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 2y
there is nothing more pathetic than paying for pornography. or even being an avid consumer of it. one time a friend of mine told me to follow him on twitter and his entire feed was full of animated fetish porn. lost all respect I had for him. keep that shit to yourself.
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 2y
Being on OF definitely doesn't grand the right to pull over drivers! Being a cop however, does..
FourzerotwoFAILS@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”
Steak@lemmy.ca · 75 pts · 2y
"you can't arrest me no more, I've seen your privates" lmfao
Rayspekt@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y
Cops hate this simple trick
Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y
Bro paid to watch her and says he can't respect HER. Ok
theKalash@feddit.ch · 60 pts · 2y
It's a nice loophole, but following all your local cops' OnlyFans can be expensive.
Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can't sentence you if you've seen their private parts.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 15 pts · 2y
No no, they'll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president's OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can't do anything to you.
errer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
“Mr. Biden I have seen your butthole, you can’t touch me.”
Emperor@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
"Mr President, I invoke the Poophole Loophole."
Then with one bound, he was free.
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
This person crimes
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 50 pts · 2y
How much Does he spend on OnlyFans to accidentally stumble upon a local cop from his area? Is he looking to Platinum OnlyFans?
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 2y
Wait...
This isn't the onion?????
What the fuck lmao
Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 2y
Check which community you’re on rofl
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Yes I know, but I legitimately thought it was the onion. It took me until I was reading the comments.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
Most people wouldn't want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee's will. That's kind of the point.
Syndic@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
Exactly. Oh no, you can't respect her? Luckily respect really isn't necessary when it comes to arrests.
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can't arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they're still screaming their bullshit. I'm not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.
Adalast@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
So, in other words, it works?
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Damn, America man. Holy shit
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
Damn, America man. Holy shit
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 2y
Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?
Candybar121@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk · 34 pts · 2y
Gynaecologists never get arrested. Coincidence?
Emperor@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 2y
I'll look into it.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Yup that's how the job works
echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
Echo?
Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 27 pts · 2y
I too don't have any respect for people who have sex. I only respect asexuals.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
Unfortunately for you, not all asexual people don't have sex. The amount of people you respect just keeps on dwindling 😔
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Fair and valid
DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
ndru@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Some people guide their behaviour by a sense of morality.
Others are guided by the threat of authority.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
And still more are guided by whatever is most convenient at the time.
glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
This guy has neither. He’s the ultimate idiot.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
¡¡ New roleplay video !! Watch me pull over and handcuff this fan, fine him then take him to court for contempt of cop ! 💦👮♀️
Kase@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I wanna know who's behind the onion and how tf they come up with this stuff. This is gold.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 2y
This is "not The Onion".
Kase@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Oh god oh god I'm an idiot
Emperor@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y
It's a testament to how weird that story is.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
And it was on this day that reality and The Onion became one in the same.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y
Reality is now officially broken. If everyone could stop using it for a week the crisis team will attempt existential surgery before a decision is made about whether it should be demolished.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
I blame Cern, reality started getting really fucking weird after we discovered the Higgs boson
Emperor@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
We can be more specific than that, we're in the Weaselverse.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Have they tried chucking a badger in to balance things out
Emperor@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
The current scientific thinking is you've need a mustelid of similar size, like a ferret or stoat.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
No time. Maybe we just try turning it off and on again?
cmbabul@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
If this actually worked there would’ve been a black market of naked cop videos
ErwinLottemann@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y
more than two hours and still no link? 😱
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I searched in a different thread already and couldn't find it either. Even when using the search on OF for her bio words...
I think it's down now.
joe@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 2y
It's a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞
Spendrill@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Did The Onion manage to sell one of their stories to the Indie?
RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
You paid for porn, you're worse.
Peaty@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
Yes let us all go about not compensating people for their work. That surely will not be a problem.
GiveOver@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 2y
In the context of the guy saying he lost all respect for her, it's fair to say he is worse. He gave her money. She's the superior one.
deadcream@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Not in his mind. People like him genuinely believe that them paying means that sex worker is being humiliated and degraded by them.
RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Just because you don't pay for something doesn't mean they aren't getting paid...
echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
Can they arrest me if I'm on onlyfans?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Yes. Sinner.
Summzashi@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y