A chef cooking up cigarette soup in a public bathroom

I used Bing image creator, prompt was "photograph of a chef cooking cigarette soup in a public bathroom"

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58 Comments

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 157 pts · 2y (5 replies)

So Bing just threw in that booty on its own accord? You did not request it?

Nice.

GlitterBandRebel@lemmy.ca · 69 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I didn't request it at all, it's just a happy accident

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y

I like to think there's a little Bob Ross AI going "here's your bravery test, we're just going to add a nice little booty right about here."

p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would not be surprised if it honed in on the connection between "smoking hot body" and "cigarettes".

doppelgangmember@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Idk, he looks ight πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

silent2k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Dall E inventing unwanted stuff is actually very annoying

boothin@artemis.camp · 72 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Dude in the back is working on dessert with that CAKE

sadreality@kbin.social · 50 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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kambusha@feddit.ch · 21 pts · 2y

Sweet!

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

I'll allow it

ARk@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bro...

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Homie !

ProvableGecko@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Nobody's going to mention chest high urinals?

Wahots@pawb.social · 22 pts · 2y

Dude, those are for challenge pissing competitions. If you can piss six feet up and not get wet, you get zero down payment on a new car from Big Bill Hells cars.

brlemworld@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And the toilet just out in the open

UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Hey! That's a feature, not a bug. U don't need to hold ur dick anymore while peeing. The urinal does that for u here.

PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

You really think DALL-E can understand building codes?

Hell, architects can barely understand them!

zeusbottom@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y (5 replies)

TIHI. Childhood memories of ashtrays left out in the rain are flooding back.

Slatlun@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What a great scent memory!

PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Someone needs to make a candle of it.

papabobolious@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 2y

Pouring out half full cans into the sink, while hungover af and pouring out the one that people had used as an ashtray the night before...

BuffKBinner@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah, i also remember that, as soon as i saw this picture, i just started getting nauseous

PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I spit in one at a public swimming pool. Once.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

AI: Cigarette soup? Chef is definitely Asian.

embit@feddit.de · 29 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Seems they're getting better at the correct amount of fingers

Psythik@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Still can't do joints properly, though. And check out those forearm muscles.

ProvableGecko@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's hard work cooking cigarette soup all day

satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah, you gotta start smoking and scrounging for fresh butts early. I found it's best to hit the bars and clubs right after closing. Ashtrays have tons of fresh stock art those hours.

someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

We all did, friend. We all did ..

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Finding all the little errors is fun. This pic goes hard though

Rognaut@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Right? Like how there are just giant filters in the soup. Or how the lady's torso is misaligned with her hips.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Those look like the cigarettes from 5th Element

Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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ChanchoManco@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Can't upload the result right now, here's a link But got preety close with the prompt: hooded guy on medieval robes with halo over his head, long hair and beard, briefly shaking hands with a shy man on a hoodie on a alley, both are avoiding eye contact, black and white, night shot

Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
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PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Hard mode: Do one selling or snorting fentanyl!

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Amazing how they all float to the top and stay dry πŸ˜‚

FaceDeer@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They were just added moments ago, you have to give them a little time to soak.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This guy marinates

Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Are there actually cigarettes where the yellow part takes up 50% of the whole thing? I only know of the ones where it's like 20% of the length. Do I not know what cigarettes look like or does bing not know?

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fifth Element:

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hell yeah fifth element. I have notging more to add.

Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Bzzzz! BzzzzZZZZZzzzz!

That's my favourite line in the whole movie.

nyctre@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

There are cigarettes with bigger filters but not 50% big. It's definitely bing here. There's plenty of filters in there that are bigger than some whole cigarettes, that's not a thing

SariEverna@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

My favourite is the one with an extra filter in the middle.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why is the toilet outside of the stall?

SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Toilet of shame

MelodiousFunk@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What a terrible day to have eyes.

scottywh@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Honestly I'm really hating most of the AI generated content we've been seeing lately.

Occasionally there's something that doesn't completely disgust or disappoint me but it's pretty rare.

PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Oooooh boy, Ive made some really disgusting bing art. But my instance doesn't allow image posting so I can't share yet.

Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

Straight out of a dream. Very strange m

1984@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y

Nice that the girl has her pants off... What is going on there.. :)

RandomStickman@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yo why it gotta be Asian lmao

PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Realism.

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That chef smoking a cigarette is not food safe :(

pacoo2454@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

He’s gonna get ashes in the soup!!!

PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 2y

Don't eat food in China.

AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Did bing add the booty on its own? Lmao

Kichae@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

So this is what became of Barth after YCDTOTV went off the air.