This is awkward

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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Poor Pluto :(

Seraph@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"You hear about Pluto? That's messed up"

Sharkwellington@lemmy.one · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I reference this all the time and it only gets funnier with age.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

You know that's right.

agent_flounder@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
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threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Always "Pluto, Pluto, Pluto". Why does no one ever remember Ceres, Eris, Haumea, and Makemake? They're each as much of a "planet" as Pluto is.

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

If Pluto was here, so would have to be like 50 other similarly sized asteroids

MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Still waiting for it to be a planet again😔

Steeve@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y

That one user that won't update because the old version works fine

Seraph@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Map is clearly flawed, we all know everything revolves around our flat Earth.

Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Actually, it all moves in weird figure-8s and spirals above Earth as we are accelerated upwards at 9.81 m/s, and those celestial bodies are also accelerated. It makes more sense than "gravity".

burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is so wrong. Why isn’t the Earth to the far right?

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

The way politics are moving around the world these days ..... Earth is on its way there

xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 12 pts · 2y

We're just built different

Rayspekt@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Be there or be square

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Don't mess with the slab!

Rally@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The map is wrong! The planets are too close together on your map.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Are you implying that there are millions of kilometers between celestial bodies because the universe is unimaginably immense which makes us just a tiny spec of dust among the chaos that overshadows us, implying that there isn't a chance that an immortal and omnipotent creator would give two hoots about our miserable existence amidst the grandiousness of it all??

We ain't like your kind 'round here, heathen.

Syrc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Obviously they’re all just lights placed in the sky by the jewish reptilian overlords.

It’s like people never watched the Truman Show, smh

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Good thing our solar system is also flat

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Space doesn't exist idiot /s

odium@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The sky is a big roof . We just live in a large snow globe like enclosure. Raised as cattle for the lizard demoncrats.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

The stars are just projections

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

jackpot@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

relevence?

CaptainBuckleroy@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

Probably meant to be a reply to this comment: https://lemmy.ca/comment/3754617

Sparrow_1029@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This image is amazing... Wonder if it could work to convince some people

war@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Whattrees@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"You can't logic someone out of something they didn't logic themselves into."

Garden_Ramsay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

My favorite thing relating to this was seeing a person on r/conspiracy quoting men in black. "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

The irony was completely lost on them.

Knusper@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

As far as I'm aware, those kind of people usually see Earth as the center. They also don't necessarily believe that celestial bodies are spheres, but rather discs gliding along the firmament.

I mean, you could buy a telescope and observe them for a few months, then you'd see the rotation of the planets. But yeah, I don't know, if those people do exist, they're probably not terribly interested in being wrong.

shatterling@lemm.ee · -6 pts · 2y

Oh neat, a pic before the Russian retreat and it being renamed Ukrainus