Smart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.

https://www.mansionglobal.com/articles/high-tech-toilets-offer-a-futuristic-flush-one-costs-20-000-5e6278a4?gaa_at=g&gaa_n=AYRtylarEiTVCXnU6d7Vji6bChofeo4KU-oDl49C72kLpB77OafaefybcXuTIFZsnjt807zgRAcrC2sRGjAmtFL6hKYfGZt2kA==&gaa_ts=652c17a9&gaa_sig=5PlbPLqxQYmNFduMgQ_vzZY-lKYoJLI2MUC8XRg-8s9T-k25zQIqoXibRbAYkI20ih8RoVQWX-ip0FU9SsyXQw==

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tdawg@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y (11 replies)

No. I'm tired of everything becomeing "high tech." Stop putting buttons and lights and nobs on everything. I just want to buy it once and not worry about it needing a fucking wifi connection

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yeah but now you can see the weight of your poops and compete with family and friends on the leaderboard.

chakan2@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

SaS

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

With some mobile apps, in app currency and some gamiffication (aka predatory tactics) like trophies and leader boards and pay for win features, I could see making lots of money from poop a very legit business.

chakan2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

And thus the smart toilet was born...only 9.99$ a month for unlimited flushes, or .99$ per flush.

(Additional water usage charges may apply)

soren446@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just want one with a built in, automatic poop knife

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just stick a garbage disposal in there that turns on every flush. As long as you aren't shitting out whole nuts and bones it should work.

shasta@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Luckily, you can just choose to not buy this one

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jordanlund@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Was at the HLTH 2023 conference in Vegas this week, they had a toilet seat with a blood pressure and pulse monitor and pulse oximeter.

Based on users weight and weight distribution it could even track multiple people.

When I asked about cost, they insisted they wanted it to be $0 for patients and handled by insurance.

Blood pressure is still pending FDA approval.

https://www.mddionline.com/cardiovascular/sitting-new-monitoring-thanks-toilet-seat-device

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

When I asked about cost, they insisted they wanted it to be $0 for patients and handled by insurance.

Nice dodge they did there.

Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Does anyone really give a shit?

Zibobwa@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Daily. Sometimes more frequently.

hansl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Aaah to be young again.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 17 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'm not paying $20,000 for every flush.

TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I merely posted this as it's "a thing" now. I think we're putting IoT into too much. It's a marketing phase. Apple watches are nice, but I don't own one. Back in 2015 when they introduced the $10,000 to $17,000 18-karat gold Apple Watch (which is now obsolete), it was a fad thing for the rich crowd. Just like when Dan Quayle bought George HW Bush a solid gold toilet paper holder, this is a pretty for the elite.

I don't see too many people buying these, but at $20K a piece, how many do you have to sell?

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Reminds me of a Dilbert comic. "Our target demographic are rich idiots"

GuyDudeman@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ahh, back when we thought Dilbert was antiwork.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If your business is bitching about something that sucks, you might find yourself wanting it to keep sucking. And depending on how much of a piece of shit you are, you might even take steps to ensure it keeps sucking if you can.

rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

American toilet companies slowly approaching where Japan was 10+ years ago

GigglyBobble@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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elouboub@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y

Any toilet that still flushes is weak, archaic shit. Delft worked on a toilet that burns up shit using plasma.

pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"I give you happy poopy time!"

TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Banging on door

Voice beyond the door: "Dad! Don't start pooping! We just lost the Internet! Hold it! Don't drop the deuce!"

krazyjimmy08@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

"Sorry, you know too much."

Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’ve got something similar to the Bio Bidet BB-2000 Bidet Toilet Seat I bought during the great toilet paper sell out of 2020. Worth every penny of the $400 I spent. I feel like a king everytime I sit down.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

Bidet changed my life. I fear pooping in public now.

glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y

Literal "internet of shit," also ridiculously expensive.

derin@lemmy.beru.co · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Or you can just buy a $300 Toto washlet that has all the same features, lol.

Most of these are just luxury models that come pre installed on some designer toilet. Get a normal toilet, install a basic washlet, and enjoy the benefits of the 20th century. (yes, I'm implying that if you only use toilet paper to clean yourself that you're living a pre-20th century life. That's okay, you do you)

Toribor@corndog.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Toilet paper is too futuristic for me. I wipe my ass with a communal stick.

Mushroomm@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

You guys wipe?

mysticpickle@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

Complete barbarism. Doesn't even have the three seashells lol

GigglyBobble@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

You can tell the author had tons of fun writing this.

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DingoBilly@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Pretty interesting, toilets haven't really changed much for decades but I could see a bunch of ways they could provide useful information to you.

Lol at the bloomers in the other threads though who hate change.