Water rule

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Stamets@startrek.website · 134 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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Vilian@lemmy.ca · 57 pts · 2y (6 replies)

that's literally a picture moron

Ketchup@reddthat.com · 28 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No you idiot it’s a jpeg. Self righteous smh

SnazzyPurpleMan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I saved it as a PNG shitface

KingJalopy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

It's all pixels you imbeciles, being looked at through glass!

bobbo@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

mbp@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

C'est n'est pas une verre.

chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Ceci n'est pas une verre

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 72 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Careful, OP. Nestlé might steal this meme.

danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 18 pts · 2y

Like water for chocolate...

Narrrz@kbin.social · 68 pts · 2y (8 replies)

you know what? just to prove you wrong, I'm not going to argue about it.

lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Yes you are

Slovene@feddit.nl · 26 pts · 2y (6 replies)
i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!

Donnagen@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No it isn't!

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes it is!

The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

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KingJalopy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

The only voice of reason here

Lyricism6055@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y (5 replies)

It's a GLASS of water. Jesus christ

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can't prove that it's not vodka. So OP is obviously spreading misinformation!

JPSound@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Aaaand here we go again with the "that water may be vodka" strawman bullshit argument. You people cant even go 5 fucking minutes without bringing that out front and center because it's the only leg you can stand on.

KingJalopy@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2y

Must be nice to have legs to stand on, I'm handicapped you asshole!

Not really, but if I was, you'd be an asshole, you asshole. Plus, anyone drinking vodka with a straw is an asshole, man.

CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

All glasses are cups, but not all cups are glasses. Anyway this is more specifically a tumbler, and you can't prove what material it's made of.

KingJalopy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y

Oh yeah, can you drink out of the glasses on my face??

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Ceci n'est pas une cup of water

phorq@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

When you call bathrooms "water closets" (salle de ban) you lose your right to have an opinion on water lingo logic

Alcatorda@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I see what you're trying to say but "salle de bain" literally translates to bathroom ("room of bath").

phorq@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, it was late and I pulled the wrong translation like the dumb American with a vague memory of highschool French I am... I'm gonna do the American thing and double down that I stand by what I said!

Bonsoir@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

If you want to criticize how french people name that thing, you can remind them that when they want to refer to a "salle de bain", they will not only often use the english words "water closet", but they will also shorten it to "V-C". Yes. They pronounce it "VC". Not "WC". There are weird people in France.
(Note that the letter "W" is called "double v" in french, as opposed to "double u" in english.). Also note that it doesn't exist in Canada. That's a French thing.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Oh yeah lemme take half a bath in my half bathroom, rinse myself off in les toilettes

seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

"Salle de ban" would mean ban room, AkA Discord

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Actually, what you're referring to as "water" is in fact GNU/water, or as I've taken to calling it, GNU+water...

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

GNUter

bellly@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y (3 replies)

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY HNNGHGNGHGH

euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

The gay agenda is progressing nicely.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Can confirm.

DenialOfIntelligence@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This one is better Water

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

fine glass you got there. hope you have a nice day

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

That GLASS of water looks like it can hold closer to 2 cups.

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Look at that poor excuse for a "shadow." Totally fake.

dill@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y

Could be real

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Wrong, it's vodka

Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But doesn't vodka translate to "little water" in Russian? So, it's kinda water?

Hahahaha This was fun!

kala_telo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

I think "little water" in russian will be vodichka(водичка), but they probably share same root

enbee@compuverse.uk · 2 pts · 2y

it's vinegar pussy

slugo@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

This is clearly a glass of water.

mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET. THIS FLUID MAY BE TOXIC AND YOU ARE IMPLYING THAT IT IS 100% HARMLESS.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah, what if it's expired hydrogen peroxide?

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

It could be a glass of vodka for all we know.

Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That is a cup of glass. It is made of glass. It is a cup of glass that has water in it. Dumbass.

Zeroc00l@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

In what universe is it a cup of glass and not a glass cup, or more simply, a glass (of water)

Deuces@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A glass of water is an absurd notion. If you tried to make glass out of water you would just evaporate the water. It would never solidify into glass.

Zeroc00l@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

You are of course correct; the simple term should be, a glass of 72% silica, 15% soda, 10% lime, and 3% other impurities.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

How do you know that it's made of glass? What if it's plastic?

drkt@feddit.dk · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

No this IS PATRICK.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's a glass, not a cup. Cups are earthenware/porcelain or even plastic, but not glass

HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 2y

It's a glass cup

don@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

That is not a cup of water, it’s a picture of a glass of glycerin.

Wonder_Wandering@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 2y

Is anyone else struggling to justify to themselves why the fact that is not a cup, but a glass, despite it sharing all the qualities of what you would call a cup were it made of any other material? And doing this simply to assuage the cognitive dissonance of seeing something you have never and would never call a cup, being called one - despite having no tangible reason why it isn't one?

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The cup is filled with dihydrogen monoxide

DHMO can cause suffocation, severe burns or accelerated corrosion, is the main component in acid rain, can create explosions in contact with some materials and kills 320 thousand people every year.

Dihydrogen monoxide is currently unregulated. This should change

KingJalopy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

It's regulated in my town. They put all kinds of shit in it. For reasons.

roo@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Resolution from the 90s!

danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Needs more jpeg

Hupf@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

It could play on a GBA

bigFab@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Still not a single genuine argument or discussion. I read all comments. Only bored ironic ppl 'making fun'.

buffalobuffalo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i disagree

mnoram@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

No you don't

CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 2y

Be the a-hole you want to see in the world.

Speiser0@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

5/7 full or 2/7 empty? Please tell me which is more pessimistic.

ExistensialDread@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Teon@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

That is a clear, non-flavored liquid in a silica container.

Mushroomm@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

So fuckin what I have one of those too

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ce n'est pas une tasse.

hamsammy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ouais, c'est un verre.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

en fait c'est un jpeg

hamsammy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

🤣

BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

Dude if you honestly think water is real you're just a sheep getting played by the government. Wake up!

uwuwuwu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

wamter

boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You don't know that's water, where's your source? Fake news!!!

KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I do like water

LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The real debate is over glass shape: vertis or horis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg

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MTK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Fuck you!

Lizzy_Wizzy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Cup got me actin up

ClockNimble@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Woof, now aren't you a tall drink of water~.

0ops@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

no