Just give me about 10%

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh! I really need this! Too bad I can’t afford it. It costs an arm and a leg.

LemmyInRedditSux@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 2y

What? You hoping for a discount? This thing costs TWO arms and TWO legs.

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y (4 replies)

When I had to do physical therapy for a lower back issue, they strapped me into a machine that wrapped around my hips and my ribcage and pulled them in opposite directions.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That sounds fantastic, Mr. SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE.

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y

It definitely felt nice and got quite a few pops from my lumbar spine.

LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did you confess?

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

It felt so good that I would have admitted to anything.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Best Morticia

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

This movie played at a bar I visited recently and it made me realize why I like BDSM.

TigrisMorte@kbin.social · 25 pts · 2y (6 replies)

The '80s would like to sell you their inversion boots.

RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Or just inversion tables, which are fucking amazing btw

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Kinda table you strap your feet in, then turn head down?

RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yep! Teeter hangups was the brand with the old dude in the "I feel great!" Infomercials. Those things.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

I remember visiting some gym with school couple times that had one of those but it was (at least for kid) hard to get back up so we'd let a friend hang there for a minute or 2 longer than they'd prefer lmao

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

costco sells them

LemmyInRedditSux@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

The 80's?? I still use my inversion boots I bought in 2006.

poke@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mr. Incredible would agree.

RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Multilayered!

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y

Little more. Oo right there. Too much!

Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Said the same thing about the Spanish Donkey. Must be a couple seconds where the taint and prostate are perfectly stimulated.

RQG@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm not looking that up.

D_C@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

I did.
It's basically a triangle that the victims were made to sit on sharpest angle. The torturers would then add weights to their legs.

cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

My right shoulder would hurt so much, before I realise that my back is not hurting any longer.