The second coming is near

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Come on. How could that be a sin?

BambiDiego@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2y

Because he wasn't fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

Neato@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think that's like, in the Beatitudes, or something.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I've still got to listen to their "new" song.

blazera@kbin.social · 93 pts · 2y

Wah-llelujah

CoolBeance@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I don't know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi's hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don't want to see it.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

You don't find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

M137@lemm.ee · -8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ever heard of search engines? They're pretty cool, you can find anything you want, just type the words and you'll get what the words describe.

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y

It's a sort of running gag, a text based meme if you will. Let people have their fun.

nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info · 69 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

PeWu@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info · 6 pts · 2y

Blast rope at Luigi hentai?...

redcalcium@lemmy.institute · 64 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"You do you, bro ๐Ÿ‘"

--- Jesus probably

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
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M500@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

reployer@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I read "Catholic Cannon" and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

Tak@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Some Warhammer vibes

snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I guess geedubbs just got the wrong memo when they created the ecclesiarchy

Sanyanov@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
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mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 2y

u tryna end up in that garden too huh

Poggervania@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y

The reason I canโ€™t be with anybody under 7โ€™7โ€.

half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

With or without vore?

mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses... I don't understand what some of these things mean, so... you know... going to google this.

And again guys, thanks for the help.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Hot as hell. That's what.

nonailsleft@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Don't play dumb yeezy boy

tubaruco@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (11 replies)

what does the term "blasting rope" mean? (im not a native english speaker)

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y (2 replies)

When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

KillerTofu@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

I don't remember saying I wasn't blasting rope

rotopenguin@infosec.pub · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing

Ambiorickx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I assume that anything in slang or music that I donโ€™t understand is either about sex or drugs.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · -10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

It's also definitely not something you'll ever hear.

From a Google search I think this post made it up anyway. Most results are this post, Urban dictionary only added it in 2018.

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · -4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I mean I know "ropes" could be used to mean that. But "blasting ropes" specifically isn't really a thing.

In any case it's very uncommon.

Rootiest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

In any case it's very uncommon.

Maybe in your house ๐Ÿ˜

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Anything is a thing, everything is made up, and you're only going to be disappointed trying to moderate others!

xpinchx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I heard of "throwing rope" as far back as 2010.

darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

*sigh*

*unzip*

Can't let his sacrifice be in vain..

UlfKirsten@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Which guy though?

tryptaminev@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a "yo mama" joke?

UlfKirsten@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

I'm always happy to assist.

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Cum onto me my children....

Thranduil@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Rule34.xxx for the main one Ypu also got rule34.paheal.net but the tagging sucks there