Life is just a bright shiny day

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25 Comments

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Blue Jays would definitely commit armed robbery if they could.

cerement@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

they already do – camp robbers

seth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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GustavoM@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Genuinely made me smile.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Yes and I'm still smilin'

naticus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It's been a week, please stop. The kids are scared.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ooof - after 2 weeks i finally managed to stop smiling. Sorry for that, i hope the kids are ok!

naticus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's a relief. And that's fine, nothing a few years of therapy can't fix.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'll try sleeping it out

Edit: talking about sleeping, made me wonder: are the kids in bed? It's already pretty late

naticus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

They're probably in bed, it got really quiet. I'm sure that's a good sign.

BoxerDevil@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is what happens when you befriend too many crows

Natanael@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No, a group of crows would commit another kind of crime

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let's see... a group of crows... some kind of crime...

It's tax fraud, isn't it?

Master@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Close, its bank fraud

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Tax evasion?

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can't forget the salt lick for the horse.

don@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Or the grease for the carriage axels.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Love the name tag .... Guy

abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

tbf it was a name first

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

breaks into song about armed robbery

PoastRotato@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

šŸŽµ Do you wanna rob a pet shoooop?

Come on, let's go get paaaaaid šŸŽ¶

Master@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It doesnt have tolbe a petshop...

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Damn that was funny

Crul@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

It’s the pigeon cartel from We Bare Bears!

PatFussy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I hate when that happens to me