I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.
I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.
Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y
Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.
Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from... hehe
LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
"No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."
My search history is ruined.
Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.
zaphod@feddit.de · 28 pts · 2y
Is it at least their cat?
Dazza@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
This is a great security feature. Is it an app?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
No, it's a cat. You can tell by the ears.
elscallr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.
red@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 2y
It's a cool story
ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.
name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
https://www.cerberusapp.com
roawre@feddit.ch · 20 pts · 2y
Human tech ¯_(ツ)_/¯
RQG@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Can't even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.
orl0pl@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
The design is very human
roawre@feddit.ch · 4 pts · 2y
Stoopid indeed 👌
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 2y
Here you dropped this \
Ftfy
scottywh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Damnit man... Were the bots really unnecessary all along?
otter@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too
FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 2y
Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Have you ever tried holding a cat?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
S/he was probably trying to online order cat food
elscallr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.
Dmian@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Captain_Waffles@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Lol, cutie
dandroid@dandroid.app · 9 pts · 2y
Hackercat!
0x2d@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?