"Wild Life" by MrLovenstein

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27 Comments

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fun fact, baby bunnies are so high stress they can die from little baby heart attacks if they are too stressed.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That high stress could include smelling urine of a predator.

Imagine just dying because you smell cat urine.

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Because of a roommate I had around 2006-2007, I don't have to try very hard to imagine.

M500@lemmy.ml · 54 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Haha, I never considered that perspective I envy may cats often, but they do freak out at the smallest thing, like one cat is terrified of trash bags, but only when they are empty.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Makes sense to me. Why do empty trash bags exist? Nobody wants an empty trash bag, so everyone fills them up all the time. Why not sell them pre-filled? It just doesn't make sense.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I suspect FooBarrington might be a cat irl...

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You have no concrete proof. If there ever was proof, it's certainly not on the table. Oh, and somebody seems to have barfed on it.

CaySimit@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 2y (7 replies)

at least it doesn't have to pay taxes

racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Wanna switch lives with a begger?

CaySimit@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y

Being a begger doesn't make you free of taxes unfortunately So no thanks i'll take the rabbit

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Naw, I just wanna go live in the woods, ya know, like the Libertarians.

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Didn’t they get eaten by bears?

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2y

Still better than paying taxes

jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

They get eaten by elephants.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

Yeah, and now that bears are a problem in the nearby towns that the libertarians didn’t (directly) fuck up.

Damaskox@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Meanwhile -

I've heard that the birds don't sing songs to us but rather either tempt mates for reproduction or warn other same-sex birds to come too close or else!

M137@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That fact that anyone would even think that they're singing "for us" is disturbing. It's so deeply stupid.

Damaskox@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I could assume that many people think X being here (just) for us 🤔

But you have a point.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I agree. When there's no threat to us, it's easy to become self-centered.
A walk in the woods isn't so nice when you're at the bottom of the food chain.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

My cats bring me toys because they think I cannot hunt.

QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y

With the exception of mockingbirds. Who do it to be jackasses.

I had one in my yard that copied the sound of a tool once, I walked away and then heard it going and of course I'm thinking "how the hell did that turn on?". Of course I go to check and it's off and was just a mocking bird. It then proceded to make that noise for the rest of the day.

Sylvartas@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

TIL Tarkov players are rabbits

shalafi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."

PeWu@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You made me remember one very cool novel with that phrase

essteeyou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

For anyone curious it seems to be Watership Down.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

You know all those animals that have huge litters? If the population is stable, guess how many survive to reproduce.

rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Either I am a bunny, or bunnies have ptsd, or both