There's something beautiful in the fact that Microsoft, a trillion dollar company, attempts to compete with Google. Which results in a search engine that tells you to kill yourself and leave your wife.
Microsoft IS famous for caring about its users well-being and happiness so insofar as that axiom is reality-based, I concur [whats the emoticon for shit eating grin?]
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BaskinRobbins@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 2y
There's something beautiful in the fact that Microsoft, a trillion dollar company, attempts to compete with Google. Which results in a search engine that tells you to kill yourself and leave your wife.
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Didn't one of their AI's turn full Nazi after interacting with people i. twitter?
canis_majoris@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
Yeah but the defect was that you could tell her to retweet anything and she would without question, so that was used to push a lot of the content.
BaskinRobbins@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Yeah Tay and then later Zo were trolled relentlessly. Hilarious
amio@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Yes, but to be fair that was 4chan
Knusper@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah, Tay: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(chatbot)
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Cortana moment
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
—Cortana/Copilot/WTF MS' AI stuff is called
Sabata11792@kbin.social · 35 pts · 2y
If shes not running on your your GPU, shes not your girlfriend and only loves you for your data.
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
our girlfriend
Sabata11792@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
There ain't enough processing power for the two of us. She's only got the vram for one lover.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Too volataile for me
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Nacho GPU, nacho cloud
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 2y
"I can make her go away if you want me to"
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Microsoft IS famous for caring about its users well-being and happiness so insofar as that axiom is reality-based, I concur [whats the emoticon for shit eating grin?]
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Its complicated
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y
No, stop - she's just a friend!
Nusm@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Her 2: Electric Boogaloo
Her 2: The Reckoning
Her 2: The Wrath of CorTAAAAAAAAHHHNNNa
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
We share everything
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
I recommend checking out the podcast Kevin Roose runs, called Hard Fork: https://www.nytimes.com/column/hard-fork
Pratai@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
"Yeah, sure, bot. But my wife can do all those things I like."
Unsustainable@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
I do everything AI tells me to do. Doesn't everyone?