Honk Jesús

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54 Comments

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 113 pts · 2y (6 replies)

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's going to be a smash hit.

tacosplease@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

While backing out. Because they can't see shit.

whaleross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

experbia@kbin.social · 43 pts · 2y (1 reply)

HONK JESUS HONK

Darkard@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y

Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 2y

This is what mental illness looks like.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

Master@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

BluesF@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

Best Country Bangers of 2023

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Put that magic spell on me

Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Honk Jesus, Honk!

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

IF U SAVES IF U

Unsustainable@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y

That's what I always say.

notannpc@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Don’t dead open inside

MistressKitty@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Aww man, I miss that sub.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It's not super active but !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

notannpc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It truly was a treat.

FQQD@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jesus Christ.

Unsustainable@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Jesus take the wheel

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

No I think this is the correct interpretation, but it's still super hard to read.

Demdaru@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

Tourma@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

AI bumper stickers.

Oddbin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

Magnetar@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

casmael@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus 
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

Unsustainable@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Demon possession. Better find some pigs.

curiousaur@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Honk je shushonk.

Gumus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

Swarfega@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

Jesus Christ

BeardyGrumps@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
tentaclius@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Remembered this courtesy of @letterboxpancake@sh.itjust.works

WbrJr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

I think they are atheist. Or at least they have a strong feeling about religion, can't quite pin it though

Fapper_McFapper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.

Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…

CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Blessed are the cheese makers

Kase@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

JFC

ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

do cross-post this to /c/gunners.

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Wrong jesus