World governments nerfed sour candy. Fucking fascists won't let people melt their mouth skin off. I have to manufacture my own black market sour candies with battery acid I steal from diesel trucks.
I've always been partial to the Ginger Altoids, although those were always difficult to come by in my neck of the woods, and I haven't seen them in ages. In fact, I found a proper substitute some years ago, from the Paul Newman non-profit brand of pasta sauces.
"Sour" skittles, my ass. You should try the British extra sour hard candy we've bought recently. I thought that you could only make sweets that sour until I tried them. It was a very eye closing, mouth burning experience ;-)
I love sour candy. And I find warheads to be pretty weak. So I ordered these once. But holy shit these are gnarly. I think I had two and my teeth felt weird and my tongue was raw for a week. It’s was just too much. Like I was dissolving my mouth by having just one.
I'm pretty sure I'd be sick, about 5 bags in. I'm also sure my mouth would be worse for wear, but by the time the seventh is opened, I'd probably be doubled over the porcelain throne.
21 Comments
EmoBean@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
World governments nerfed sour candy. Fucking fascists won't let people melt their mouth skin off. I have to manufacture my own black market sour candies with battery acid I steal from diesel trucks.
RembrandtQEinstein@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Thanks for keeping the dream alive
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The real crime is Atomic Warheads are only sour on the outside. Who do we imprison for that?
porksoda@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Your tongue will be fine. Your teeth on the other hand...
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I only eat mint flavored candy so it's good for my teeth 💪
CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I don't like sweets as much, but this is me with salted pumpkin seeds. Still shriveled the next day and taste buds are shot...
something_random_tho@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I didn’t hear no bell.
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Warheads!
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Who remembers Altoids Sours?
CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Core memory unlocked.
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I've always been partial to the Ginger Altoids, although those were always difficult to come by in my neck of the woods, and I haven't seen them in ages. In fact, I found a proper substitute some years ago, from the Paul Newman non-profit brand of pasta sauces.
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
My tongue is fine, it's the roof of my mouth that's a freaking mess.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
"Sour" skittles, my ass. You should try the British extra sour hard candy we've bought recently. I thought that you could only make sweets that sour until I tried them. It was a very eye closing, mouth burning experience ;-)
beckerist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Barnetts
ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I love sour candy. And I find warheads to be pretty weak. So I ordered these once. But holy shit these are gnarly. I think I had two and my teeth felt weird and my tongue was raw for a week. It’s was just too much. Like I was dissolving my mouth by having just one.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I have eaten lemons and enjoyed them. Is it worse than that?
CucumberFetish@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 2y
My tongue when it sees me cutting open the second pineapple in half an hour (I'm allergic)
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Your tongue? ... or you digestion system
NABDad@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The tongue is the first line of defense. It starts complaining first.
InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure I'd be sick, about 5 bags in. I'm also sure my mouth would be worse for wear, but by the time the seventh is opened, I'd probably be doubled over the porcelain throne.
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Been there lol.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y