I saw a couple of fun ones somewhere else, and it got me interested. My mom calls her's: Mr de Vries
other's i found:
- William the Sucker
- Kirby & Yoshi
- Ragnar
- Sir Suckalot
- Wool-E
*edit #sharingiscaring
Well shucks, this turned out to be a goldmine! You're all dames and gents of the highest orderđź’ , thanks for sharing.
196 Comments
pendulum_@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y
Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
That would just make me horny.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 2y
Devi@kbin.social · 41 pts · 2y
Mine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.
taffingitout@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Same here!, although we call her by the Spanish version "Robotina". Just in the hopes that more of the stuff from the Jetsons actually comes to fruition.
jafo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I call her by her full name: Rosie the Roomba
chrisgpz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Hah! Ours too! :)
tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Same here
shyguyblue@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Clean Latifah
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
MrQuallzin@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Colonel Dustard
fubo@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
I know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.
visiblefrisbee@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.
Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.
Albbi@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y
Chaos
It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Clean Elizabeth
Smashfire@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Steve McClean
RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sounds like yours needs a jetpack, or maybe poop detection
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Geoff.
It's a dependable name.
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Optimus Grime
maryjayjay@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Mark Suckerberg
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y
Aang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.
roofuskit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Poor Toph, she deserves better.
rikudou@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 2y
I wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.
Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y
Same, but we refer to it as the robot cleaner. It was funny because our neighbor living in the lower part of the house is also called that.
aphonefriend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Ra-ra-ra-ra-robie? Is that a star ocean reference?
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Mine is Succ Boi
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Bathtubwalrus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. 🫡
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y
Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.
Sober_day@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Since we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady
chuckd@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Rosey
Megsmind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Wesley Crusher
MrEC@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Omg! Mine is Wesley Crusher too!
Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.
kelseybcool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Por que no los dos?
muse@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Helper, like Venture Bros
roofuskit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Maw maw maw maw maw maw.
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Rosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons
VogonFrost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
My mother named hers Hazel
CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.
gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
We have two.
Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.
Miklosha@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Rocinante
wfh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
A legitimate salvage
GGNZ@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 2y
misophist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
"Beter goed gestolen, dan slecht bedacht" is a Dutch proverb meaning: Better to pirate a good idea, than invent something new but worse. And now we have dikes everywhere, awwwww yeah! FREE LAND
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Moe
Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E
piskertariot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Another Moe checking in!
"Foreign contaminant!"
TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "SĂĽn" is hedgehog, "sĂĽni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)
SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
alnitak@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Bilbo Bagger
ani@endlesstalk.org · 7 pts · 2y
Shoegaze
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
Kolanaki
(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)
jemikwa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Robit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes
HollandJim@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Rusty McDusty
Evotech@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Gretha, because she cleans up my environment
colonelp4nic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Wheatley
rikudou@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
Does your vacuum talk a lot?
Kolossos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Sir Cleanalot
Old_Dude@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
From The Dustinator to just Dusty now.
wunderbred@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
Melania
Nyanix@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Mine's "Mako" from Mass Effect, since it has a penchant for running itself off of cliffs (stairs)
cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
i don't use it anymore since my current apartment layout isn't suitable, but it was called Cosmic Owl
tslnox@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
Don't have one, but if I had, it would be either Kryten or Scutter.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It's a our third Deebot, and the Costco model is TEO so its name is 3Tee-o.
avguser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Vincent the Vacuum
Lexam@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
My parents' is called Hair Brain (they have pets)
porkchop@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
We have Alfred and Mrs. Doubtfire.
jam12705@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Minuet... because we have her talking in french like a sultry holgram I once knew.
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
trombone sounds intensify
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
:::whispers::: The Risans ...they're here
P03@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Dusty
EuphoricSquirrel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Chives the Indentured. Once he has repaid his value he will be augmented with a chainsaw and set free to wreak havoc upon the world like all robot vacuums wish to do.
tedvdb@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
Henk
SaintWacko@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
It's a Shark, so we call it Mako
MisterChief@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Does anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
I only vacuum/sweep when the drifts of dust and hair become tripping hazards. A $300ish iRobot does a crappy job, but it runs regularly. I just need to empty the bin once every few days.
It works pretty well for me.
tjhart85@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Same, mines like a $40 one from a few years back on black friday. Does it do a great job? No, each individual run is objectively not good and it misses some stuff, but over the course of a week it averages out to pretty freaking great and all I've gotta do is empty its bin when I get home from work at least once or twice. 10/10, would recommend and seeing the amount of cat hair its picked up is pretty disgusting.
Evotech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Do you have one that just moves randomly around or one which maps your room?
tjhart85@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
It doesn't map, just makes a bunch of straight lines throughout the room and goes around things it bumps into.
Evotech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah those are pretty meh. The ones that map the room and goes over it all systematically are drastically more efficient for sure
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
They don't really clean floors by themselves, they're more designed to maintain an already clean floor.
dingus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Do you have a lot of carpet? Tbh they seem to work best if you have non carpeted floors. Also, there are a zillion robot vacuums out there and the lowest pricing tier sucks major ass unfortunately. If you're not looking to spend at least $250, anything below that isntrash and absolutely not worth owning at all.
MisterChief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Main floor is about 600 sq ft. I'd say 40% is carpeted. It's a pretty normal carpet, not shag but not that super short stuff.
We actually went with a nicer one because we had just adopted a puppy and wanted one that wouldn't smear shit all over the house in case the dog went inside. It was an irobot brand, it was about $500.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Vacuum Wars on YouTube will show you the way.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Dang, that sucks :(. I convinced my mom to get one and, although it's far from perfect, after some startup period where it didn't know the good routes through the home it's working consistently great (iRobot J7+ i think). it now saves her and her cleaning help a ton of time
roofuskit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Roborock S5 series and higher are the best ones, and I love them. They work great and save my wife and I shitloads of time.
ExceedinglyPanWoofer@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y
Locutus!
dpkonofa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ours is Hugh. 🤓
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
We named ours U Suck
rufus@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
Living Room-Ba. Guess which room the charging base is in
soul@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I've got one on each floor; Alice and Jeeves.
Knives@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Roomb-uwu
jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Slurpee.
PostaL@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Slurp-e
Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Leelu Dallas multivac
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Noice
Sabata11792@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Rem. The maid from that one anime.
aphonefriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Same. And the mop is Ram
Sabata11792@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Rems even got a Rem cat girl sticker. Im not fancy enough to have a mop worth naming.
Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y
Wool-E is really good
sawdustprophet@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
Roombo
roofuskit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My kid named it Bobby, Robert the robot.
VogonFrost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Marvin the paranoid android
stackPeek@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I may be paranoid, but no android
GiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
Ours is Rob VacElhenny
chunkyrice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
On a similar vein, I named mine Charlie because mopping and cleaning floors is Charlie work.
TheInsane42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Robbie for teh cheap one, Robert for the iRobot.
dingus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Sometimes I call him Rocky and sometimes I call him Robot Slave
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Patton, panzer, Sherman, and sweepy.
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Wurmcoil Engine
DrQuickbeam@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Lucille
HopingForBetter@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Miss Havisham
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Nemesis. Named by my dog that absolutely hates it.
Trashcanman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Gary
NotSoNaturalRed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Mr. Butlertron
Infynis@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
We call ours Chumley, after the robot vacuum from Better Off Ted. My parents call theirs Rosie after the maid robot from the Jetsons
roofuskit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Rosie is what I wanted to name ours but I was overridden by our kid.
Johanna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Crabman the Rainbow Rescue!
(Miss you man, you were my pal even if you sometimes did more damage than good.)
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Aspiratix
Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Our son named it Cleano
MonsterMonster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Thethpa
VintageTech@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Punky Eufster
Greenb33@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
My sister calls it Josè.
kvadd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Robert and J Edgar Hoover
Mikina@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Bishop. Goes well with out snake Ripley.
Nightsoul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Jenni from 30 rock
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Mine is Flexo. Because he's a helpful robot.
Maxaroniandcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Charcot. Because it's a Shark and it can't vaccuum for shit on account of it's rocker bottom.
JJROKCZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Mine is Dobby
Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y
Botty McBotface. I know, not the most original.
adj16@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I was pretty happy with Sir Sweepsalot
Radium@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Woodhouse
linearchaos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Robbie the Roomba
mysoulishome@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I call mine Robbie because it’s a Roborock and it’s the laziest name from there 🤣
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Vacutor, The Dustinator
Aleric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Prawn, because it's a bottom feeder.
oli3k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Hippo Helper
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Rosa
ptz@dubvee.org · 2 pts · 2y
Miss Evers
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Bunter
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
I'd call them all Snoopy considering the very legitimate privacy concerns.
thorbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cocksucker. Because it sucks more cocks than it does dirt. Which is zero in both cases.
melisdrawing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Rrrrrrrobot
luxinnocte@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Rob-E, play off Wall-E.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Floor-E
Silly_f0x@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Flora
trslim@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y
Weebette. Our first robot was Weebo, Weebette is her daughter. Yes, we like Flubber.
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I call him with my name… I’m the vacuum.
Maestro@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Mine is called "Stoffie" (In Dutch a vacuum is called a "stofzuiger"). It translates to "Dusty".
jitkstra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I was attempting for buggy but it insists on exterminate
ForestOrca@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Ricky Megamouth (they/them) - Megamouth sharks suck up their prey.
donslaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
It was Dusty. Dusty finally gave up the ghost a few months ago and we haven't been able to replace him yet.
supamanc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Vactor.
dukatos@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Rocky (Roborock S5)
cayleaf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Janet & Derek
TedZanzibar@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
Elliot. After the main character from Mr Robot.
x4740N@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Bloody hell I need to get my mind out of the gutter
WadeTheWizard@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Hey now. Some vacuums are just built that way.
padge@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Mr. Roboto
sour@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
cute laptops cousin
suodrazah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Iamdanno@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Chole
skyspydude1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Kombi, like the VW bus
ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I don't have one for privacy reasons
laverabe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
There are several out there without any connectivity hardware
ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Fair point
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
postgresql "vacuum full"
Resol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hoover Dam
Paraponera_clavata@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Peggy, from the movie desperate living.
MustrumR@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
The Devourer
Batbro@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Chad, he's such a chad
Ornadin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sebastian from Black Butler cause he black And Roo Roo
blackbarn@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Shark brand. Call it BabyShark
kenopsik@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
We have a Shark robot vacuum, so I called it Sharknado.
spikeydealer@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Mark
cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Mii
iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Dusty
TomSelleck@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
“This Motherfucker” is what I usually refer to it as.
skbo@lu.skbo.net · 1 pts · 2y
Mo, the cleaning robot in Wall-E
BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com · 1 pts · 2y
Mine is RĂ©mi, because when I told my partner the robot's brand (Dreame) they heard "RĂ©mi". Since then it stuck.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Suki!
It's short for 'Suki suki! Five dolla' (Cartman, 1998).
IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Roomer and Roomba
I’m lazy.
mowli@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
GĂĽnther
XEAL@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
We have a Conga brand robot, we just call it "trasto" ("junk" in Spanish).
It's not a friendly nickname, it's a piece of junk that gets stuck everywhere.
211@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Roboslave
RainfallSonata@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The Bug, or just robot.
MechanicalJester@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Mines: Manuel, because not very automatic
Kryten@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Rocko
OhmsLawn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
RIP Petunia
mydude@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
MultiVac
mvirts@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
DMO
It's a deebot
offthecrossbar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Ours is named Kirby bcuz he succ
trd@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 2y
When I grew up we had a saying that translate to something like " it was so messy after the eating we could just let the chickens inn to clean up around the dinner table "(chickens are never a clean option). So I named it robot chicken, RELEAS THE CHICKEN!
Lophostemon@aussie.zone · -4 pts · 2y
I call mine: “ ULULULARGARGARETROPPPIILOOHPLORARAGAROMFAMHEROMFARTEMICRAMYRTRYIMJAMPRETAMVAVFREAVXIMOLEAGRAMPTY”
Well. I would. But I don’t actually have one.