Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It is the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
chef's kiss
Don't forget your wireguard!
Wh...what are you doing, step-pizza?
I love it when procrastination pays off.
Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren't cake.
That tree is throwing some serious shade.
Instructions unclear, heading to the center of the sun for more hemoglobin.
An employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.
Ah, the perfect weekend!
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can't afford groceries. America FTW!
That's the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
Finally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.
Word on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Loki, God of Mischief, c. 2012
Living the dream.
Man, ain't nobody can afford beer now either.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!
I want to go to there.
😂😂😂