Trees evolved 400 million years ago, and that should be enough time for them to have figured out if their faces are on their trunks or are made out of their leaves.
Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.
Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.
CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it's causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!
Guys. I'm on Earth's side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They'll be the same tempature in 5 years.
Most humans are not the issue. The issue are the CEOs and the people in charge and a corrupt systems keeping them in power. They're as much a threat to earth as they are to other human beings.
Does this mean that somewhere is a tree pro-wrestler that carries a flag of the forest, and a random human leg bone, yelling HOOOOOOOO, while everyone else wonders if that tree is mentally disabled?
How is he nailing the bones? They're all long bones at right angles with only one point of contact on the upper structure. This is clearly a job for different attachment technology.
19 Comments
BillyClark@piefed.social · 52 pts · 83d
Trees evolved 400 million years ago, and that should be enough time for them to have figured out if their faces are on their trunks or are made out of their leaves.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 83d
Since when is it okay to just go around commenting on people's faces and where they "should" and "shouldn't" be!?
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 83d
Yeah, some people suffer from debilitating facial-location deformaties, it's no joking matter.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 83d
I know how they vote
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 83d
400 million years ago.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 83d
I read somewhere it was millions of years after trees evolved that anything evolved to decompose their bark.
So for millions of years the dead trees just stacked up.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 83d
And now we have oil. Glorious oil.
THANKS, DEAD TREES!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 83d
Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.
Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.
CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it's causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!
Guys. I'm on Earth's side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They'll be the same tempature in 5 years.
Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 83d
Most humans are not the issue. The issue are the CEOs and the people in charge and a corrupt systems keeping them in power. They're as much a threat to earth as they are to other human beings.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 83d
Millions of years of occasional massive fire storms
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 83d
Which one of them? There's lot's of also-trees, actually-trees and not-really-trees.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 83d
Maybe it's like an anime thing, where you can see their face through their "hair".
spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 83d
iamthetot@piefed.ca · 33 pts · 83d
I chuckled, but to be a proper reversal shouldn't they be building it around him or someone like him?
TheFogan@programming.dev · 10 pts · 83d
was thinking the same thing, the human bones fits, but would be being hammered into a live human.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 83d
I thought it was a bunny.
Masamune@piefed.social · 11 pts · 83d
That tree is throwing some serious shade.
roserose56@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 83d
Buni is amazing! loved its comics.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 83d
Does this mean that somewhere is a tree pro-wrestler that carries a flag of the forest, and a random human leg bone, yelling HOOOOOOOO, while everyone else wonders if that tree is mentally disabled?
farmgineer@nord.pub · 3 pts · 83d
How is he nailing the bones? They're all long bones at right angles with only one point of contact on the upper structure. This is clearly a job for different attachment technology.