Bro is doing like 5 cabinet jobs right now, and Marco Rubio will never be president. Say that to his face if you want to make the poor little scamp sad.
What's interesting to me is that you look at him these days he looks miserable. Like he genuinely hates what he's doing. All the idealism he had before has been sucked right out along with his soul. But clearly he still thinks if he just gets through it will all have been worth it.
I think that sums up a lot of MAGA. They sorta hitched their wagon to a candidate expecting trickle down benefits. Now they’re stuck with no reward and all the consequences, but they can’t get off the ride because if they do they’ll be accountable. It’s Rommel 2.0. You enabled a POS, you were allowed to be a POS, you recognize the POS you’ve enabled is beyond your control. Do your duty, undermine and remove them, or die.
I have a theory about why Vance was picked. If the Epstein files became something that actually would have resulted in Trump getting impeached, Vance is likely not in them and would be allowed to take over the presidency as puppet. As it’s become appearant that nothing is going to come of the files, or any of his actions really, Vance sorta faded away. He is also rather incompetent, a poor speaker, and doesn’t have the bombast to be Trump’s replacement so I can see why they brushed him aside.
it was discussed on another "site" yea he was likely picked to slow dripped the epstein files. of course you cant ignore that thiel is heavily involved with vance, i wouldnt be surprised if hes the one telling vance went to make noise or not.
You're right, this is almost more impressive. Did you see the arena? It's probably as big as a rocket, I think, maybe. That makes it way more impressive.
in John f Kennedy’s voice
“We choose to go to watch these men beat the shit out of each other not because it is easy, but because it makes the president hard”
He's poorly making an argument for how the UFC is 'unique and innovative' but leaving out that it stands alone because we generally frown upon people giving each other brain damage for our entertainment.
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Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 147 pts · 67d
Is Rubio genuinely comparing the moon landings, which is one of humanity's highest achievements, to UFC fighting?
Did he hit his head on something?
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 65 pts · 67d
Bro is doing like 5 cabinet jobs right now, and Marco Rubio will never be president. Say that to his face if you want to make the poor little scamp sad.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 67d
I want to make him many things in addition to sad
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 67d
5 cabinet jobs and soon to be governor of Cuba. Let the poor guy have his me time.
subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 67d
What's interesting to me is that you look at him these days he looks miserable. Like he genuinely hates what he's doing. All the idealism he had before has been sucked right out along with his soul. But clearly he still thinks if he just gets through it will all have been worth it.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 67d
I think that sums up a lot of MAGA. They sorta hitched their wagon to a candidate expecting trickle down benefits. Now they’re stuck with no reward and all the consequences, but they can’t get off the ride because if they do they’ll be accountable. It’s Rommel 2.0. You enabled a POS, you were allowed to be a POS, you recognize the POS you’ve enabled is beyond your control. Do your duty, undermine and remove them, or die.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 67d
trump also kinda sideline vance, but hes listening to putin, xi, and musk, and behind the scences techbros for advice.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 66d
I have a theory about why Vance was picked. If the Epstein files became something that actually would have resulted in Trump getting impeached, Vance is likely not in them and would be allowed to take over the presidency as puppet. As it’s become appearant that nothing is going to come of the files, or any of his actions really, Vance sorta faded away. He is also rather incompetent, a poor speaker, and doesn’t have the bombast to be Trump’s replacement so I can see why they brushed him aside.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 66d
it was discussed on another "site" yea he was likely picked to slow dripped the epstein files. of course you cant ignore that thiel is heavily involved with vance, i wouldnt be surprised if hes the one telling vance went to make noise or not.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 67d
hes going to have to fight couch humping vance for the presidency,.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 15 pts · 67d
You're right, this is almost more impressive. Did you see the arena? It's probably as big as a rocket, I think, maybe. That makes it way more impressive.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 2 pts · 67d
lol, no. Well, I mean we did have model rockets as kids, so yeah, trumpy's tiny hands style of rocket.
Edit: Added per DDG search:
Apollo 11 on top of a Saturn V was 101.5m / 364 ft.
UFC 92ft, lol.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 4 pts · 67d
It has a 9 in front, 9 is bigger than 3, that makes it three times the size, checkmate liberals
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 2 pts · 67d
hurdur burmur
breezeblock@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 67d
His audience is really that stupid
42firehawk@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 67d
Probably a fist.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 67d
Or Trumps pubic bone.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 105 pts · 67d
in John f Kennedy’s voice “We choose to go to watch these men beat the shit out of each other not because it is easy, but because it makes the president hard”
Yup totally like the moon landing.
sundray@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 67d
But did America put a man in a rear naked choke until he passed out and pissed himself on the White House lawn?!!
Masamune@piefed.social · 4 pts · 67d
Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can't afford groceries. America FTW!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
glances at the DC police news blotter
shuffles feet nervously
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 67d
I've heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so...maybe?
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 67d
We put two men in a ring and let them beat each other up. We did it America! We won!
Now go pack your things up as we are done here. This is what true success is. Congratulations.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 67d
Ah yes that very American invention of MMA.
The sport that began when a Belgium taught a bunch of Japanese people an English wrestling style.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 67d
So they admit the moon landings are real.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 67d
Yes, organized fighting certainly is new, and they certainly didn't build some of the most impressive structures millenia ago to facilitate it, nope.
DankDingleberry@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 66d
its so sad that the only flex they can come up with was 60 years ago...
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 67d
I want to get off this timeline.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 67d
You people put a man on the moon because you were willing to let Nazi shit slide.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d
3 cheers for Werner Von Braun...
lunar17@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
Once ze rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 67d
Did this absolute joke of a protohuman really say that
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 67d
UFC is founded on having bum fights, it technically is pretty much a bum fight co-opting martial arts of other cultures.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
With nazi-german tech, which Americans conveniently seem to always forget to mention.
buzz86us@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Now do that, but with healthcare
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d
I really don’t get his point.
EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 7 pts · 67d
He's trying to make the whole UFC on the White House lawn thing sound like a good idea. His argument isn't coherent because the whole thing is stupid.
chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
He's poorly making an argument for how the UFC is 'unique and innovative' but leaving out that it stands alone because we generally frown upon people giving each other brain damage for our entertainment.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 67d
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio knows what he's doing. He doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 67d
American Politics Fuck Off
breezeblock@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 67d
No, American politics fucks you
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 67d
Has anyone explained to this idiot that we invented punching and wrestling thousands of years before the UFC existed?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
"We put men on the moon. Then we put them in spandex. 'Murica"
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 65d
It might be due to the fact that I have self awareness, but I would kill myself if I ever said something that stupid.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
You'll never make it in government with that attitude
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 64d
How about if the Mars rover took a picture of the flag planted by Neil Armstrong?
It's 1000x harder to certify as a hairdresser than get elected into government.