Mr Poletski

yeah but I might actually try some shit out if I knew I didn't have to worry about shutting it down before I get my wallet pulled out my pocket through my ass.

here's a bag of polished gravel stones.

couldn't they just shave it?

Also, in Greece, there is a giant pubic wig factory that needs them.

well we've run out of cake.

'mucking about' should be legal term imho,

well they're from restore and the tories aren't they

It's good for you, it's where marmite comes from.

An astute observation, Sir.

Feel free to throw billions my way then too mate.

well it sounds like the driver applied the brakes as soon as he saw the stopped train in front of him, from about 250m away that'd have been. Something aint right here, my money is not on the driver being at fault tho

Indeed not, I hope they weren't relying on it to chill their ice cream.

Thing is, that plan would, at least in the very short term, make it way, way hotter before it gets any cooler.

this is an interesting read wherever you might sit on the name origin theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football

particularly the history section

So it begs the question how two trains ended up on the same piece of track headed toward each other. I expect the passengers and the drivers family would like to know too.

Are you telling me a goat ball is the GOAT of balls?

Blame the British, Oxford specifically, and their penchant to name things ending in -er

You could call them a tosser for what they've done but you'll be playing right into their hand

(except Buzkashi which is played on horseback but uses a a goat carcass instead of a ball)

wait...what?

That's basically extreme polo isn't it?

The game has way more in common with Rugby.

We have Rugby League, Rugby Union. I'm sure could fit in a Rugby big girls blouse edition too.