on Anthropic says its own AI models breached three companies during security tests · c/technology · 23 pts · 33dis the AI model in the room with us now?
on Trump says 'shooter apprehended' after president rushed from White House Correspondents' Dinner · c/news · 18 pts · 129dJust tell her they were pyrotechnics. she loves pyrotechnics at public events.
on Bitcoin slips below $71,000 as Trump orders U.S. to join Iran in blockade of Strait of Hormuz · c/technology · 1 pts · 142dYou beat me to it.
on Melania Trump says rumours linking her to Epstein 'need to stop' · c/nottheonion · 15 pts · 145dsmart move. that should definitely fix it.
on Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice · c/nottheonion · 17 pts · 157duh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.
on JUST IN: Trump Admin Reportedly Making ‘Heavy Preparations’ for Putting Boots on the Ground in Iran · c/news · 18 pts · 165dI agree with this sentiment with one correction: they will learn nothing. They never do.
on How Donald Trump is rewriting US history · c/news · 4 pts · 204dI assumed the answer was just going to be "by wiping his ass with the constitution."
on An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth tax · c/nottheonion · 7 pts · 206dI feel like they are threatening us with a good time.
on Elon Musk Shares and Endorses Shocking X Post That Says ‘White Solidarity Is the Only Way to Survive’ · c/news · 7 pts · 236dthe guy who threw a Nazi salute in front of the entire nation not once but twice believes in white solidarity? Wow, that truly is shocking. Damn if I can't find my shocked face just at the moment.
on Trump says US has "captured" Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife in "large scale strike" · c/news · 41 pts · 241dso you're telling me the "peace president" started another war? Unpossible. /s
on Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaks · c/nottheonion · 10 pts · 316dGTFOH.
on Crunch time: Democrats ready for shutdown standoff over Republican health cuts · c/news · 8 pts · 338dI'll believe it when I see it.
on Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes · c/nottheonion · 28 pts · 1ya domestic terrorist using a sandwich of mass destruction. /s
on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Shares Video Advocating for a Ban on Gay Sex · c/news · 2 pts · 1yThis is going to make things difficult for a lot of evangelicals (but 20% more hawt.)
on Trump demands homeless move out of Washington, DC 'immediately' · c/news · 9 pts · 1yThe second I saw that I thought "false flag".
on Mike Lindell: MyPillow boss loses $2.3m defamation case · c/news · 16 pts · 1yI suppose he'll lose some sleep over this one.
on Gen Z may think they have it rough but millennials are the most burned-out generation · c/news · 22 pts · 1yGen-x here. I don't know about anyone else but I'm fried goddamn crispy.
on Yacht packed with social media influencers nearly sinks off Miami Beach · c/news · 7 pts · 1yThis was nearly good news.
on U.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this year · c/nottheonion · 8 pts · 1yRemember the old saying, "you catch more flies with eggs than fentanyl."
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/technology · 3 pts · 1yAt least half of US adults think that they themselves are smarter than they actually are, so this tracks.
is the AI model in the room with us now?
Just tell her they were pyrotechnics. she loves pyrotechnics at public events.
You beat me to it.
smart move. that should definitely fix it.
uh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.
I agree with this sentiment with one correction: they will learn nothing. They never do.
I assumed the answer was just going to be "by wiping his ass with the constitution."
I feel like they are threatening us with a good time.
the guy who threw a Nazi salute in front of the entire nation not once but twice believes in white solidarity?
Wow, that truly is shocking. Damn if I can't find my shocked face just at the moment.
so you're telling me the "peace president" started another war? Unpossible. /s
GTFOH.
I'll believe it when I see it.
a domestic terrorist using a sandwich of mass destruction. /s
This is going to make things difficult for a lot of evangelicals (but 20% more hawt.)
The second I saw that I thought "false flag".
I suppose he'll lose some sleep over this one.
Gen-x here. I don't know about anyone else but I'm fried goddamn crispy.
This was nearly good news.
Remember the old saying, "you catch more flies with eggs than fentanyl."
At least half of US adults think that they themselves are smarter than they actually are, so this tracks.