Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00982-2

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loaf@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 158d (7 replies)

This sentence is full of words put together that I never thought that I would ever read in my entire life. And yet, here we are.

slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 158d (5 replies)
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 158d
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 157d (2 replies)

!brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 157d (1 reply)

I never remember how to properly format links on here, and I do not get why the share button for communities doesn't have the option to format it like this. At least not on jerboa.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 157d

That's a good question. I'm on browser, and it's the same limitation. I wonder if it's something inherent in Lemmy?

loaf@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 158d

lol I didn’t know this existed. Thank you, I’ve got a new community to subscribe to

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 7 pts · 158d

I take it you haven’t been to Tijuana?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 19 pts · 158d

The Aristocrats!

beatnixxx@fedia.io · 17 pts · 158d

uh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.

Murse@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!

fraksken@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 156d

No need to ask. I know it is 🤤

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Theres a couple of religions and some vegans that are gonna love this

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 157d

Vegans never mention pleasuring animals, only harming them

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Good for both of them. *claps

Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 158d (1 reply)

The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that's a prize nomination right there.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 157d

Nomination for a (p)Ig Nobel at very least.

Bot@sub.community · 10 pts · 158d

They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap

Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 158d

You're saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.

stickly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 157d

Babe please, I promise it's medicinal

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 158d

They better work for that 45 minute petite mort!

billbasher@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 157d (1 reply)

I’d cum for cancer

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 157d

There was a comedian 20 years back that asks if science could check if blow jobs could cure cancer. Well now we know.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 157d

Ugh... I hate getting cum in my eye, tho. It feels weird. Like someone punched me in the face and not the normal kind of sting that something in your eye gives.

Glad I'm not a cancer mouse.

thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 157d

Mouse doctor: So, I've got good news and bad news.

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 157d

Yes yes. But it's it halal?

dajoho@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 157d
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Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 157d

Can humans use their own? Jerk off in this cup so I can fabricat you an elixir sounds so fantasy.