flapperfivethousand

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on Anon is a nostalgic gamer · c/greentext · 21 pts · 32d

"Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.” ― Douglas Adams, "The Salmon of Doubt"

on Ouch · c/whitepeopletwitter · 4 pts · 178d

Dude missed the easy comeback: "No, I meant generally."

Edit: Just to clarify: He started it, and they both sound rude. I was just making a joke.

on Anon goes on a cruise · c/greentext · 6 pts · 214d

I was staying at hostel in Switzerland. I clogged the toilet. I went to the front desk for help. The desk person followed me to the bathroom, took a look, said "It's too big," chuckled, and then just went back to the desk. I ended up doodie knifing it with a wire hanger.

on TERF is oppressed 🙄 · c/terftakes · 5 pts · 275d

This person is reveling in perceived victimhood. They seem genuinely energized by the fantasies of persecution they imagine themselves being subject to. Makes you wonder what is missing in their life that they seek that out.

on doomsday · c/whitepeopletwitter · 19 pts · 303d

Let's be honest, if there is a global apocalypse and the only people left are the billionaires in their bunkers, how long are they really going to hang around doing their own laundry, eating canned food, and watching reruns?

on Anon is Banished · c/greentext · 27 pts · 354d

The thing about Stephen King is he doesn't usually plan his stories. He just writes and goes where it takes him. Hence, they sometimes go to funny places.

on Dog's mind vs cat's mind · c/funny · 6 pts · 1y

Dogs are more domesticated than cats, hence they care about more things that humans care about than cats. Cats, despite being only slightly less domesticated, still retain more of their sense of independence - though it sometimes feels like they are just kidding themselves - like they know deep down they aren't wildcats prowling a jungle, eating only what they kill, but they like to maintain that mental image.

on Peak logic · c/whitepeopletwitter · 56 pts · 1y

These people are so strange. We live in this big, complex world filled with variation, and they are like: "No! Everything must be only one way!"

on Grown Up · c/funny · 2 pts · 1y

Ain't it fun

Livin' in the real world?