South African here, Arie van der Hoek (M, 38) and I’m happy that the Grote 49th president of the US of A has given me, my wijf and our seven kids a chance to start a new life in America. Life in SA was hard, for one I am the illegitimate son of a South African politician, who only later in life accepted me into his family :-( It took me ages to have my name changed to van der Hoek. I guess I will need to white-face it for the first few years, but once I get a steady job and a passport, I will definitely vote for GOP and … DT!
I just received a notice from our mayor , you can get free envelopes at the post office, that are addressed to Pennsylvania Avenue, wash DC. You can put the meat in there, you don’t need a stamp.
Actually, my husband and I live on top of one of those! We discovered this while we were renovating our downstairs bathroom, suddenly this black liquid started to bubble up. We now store it in big drums and use it to heat the dishwashing water and the house, and to drive the car. It may also explain the neck breaking migraines that we both have suffered from over the last 15 years, yet we remain hush-hush about our discovery, because we are in Dire Straits (economically, not the pop band). We would still vote Trump should he run again.
Actually, I live in Kansas and it’s HELL! My oldest son died of fentanyl, my second oldest was cycling and got run over by a SUV for gods sake, I have two daughters who fell victim to rampant gunshot wounds and hospital sepsis , my parents drank lead-contaminated bilge water, for crying out loud, where the government when you need them? Luckily enough our health insurance bills are getting lower and lower, so my husband and I finally had a chance to get on a carrabian cruise. I would still vote republican and Trump though.
The karma of these people is far below zero. They don’t know it, but they constantly punish themselves. (This doesn’t mean the judiciary shouldn’t help them find enlightenment 😉)
Actually, Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I’m from Texas. I once witnessed a guy who took a lady cyclist right of way, nothing much you may say, but I got my gun out and shot a hole in the car’s motor the size of a bowling ball. An eye for an eye, thought him a lesson I tell you.
Alas, this altercation was witnessed by the police, and I was arrested for aggravated assault. Seems the female cyclist didn’t have the right of way after all. I write these lines from prison, but I would still vote for Trump in the next election.
Actually, I used to know this, but since I’ve turned vegatarian, and since I’m getting a lot of flack for that life changing decision from you meat eaters, I’m unwilling to tell you. Sowwy!
Actually, I live in Kentucky and I’m directly affected by this. We just filled our basement cellar with this meat, which we got from the local Costco. Hot damn, as it turns out getting rid of it is quite a hassle. The local waste disposal doesn’t want to take it, we burried about 10% in the garden, but neighbor saw and now we have the sheriff’s office in our (red)necks. Ok, part I can use at my trans-daughter’s shotgun wedding, but in the meantime it’s getting maggoty as the fridge ain’t working well. I’m now shoveling the rest into a crate, to send it to the White House, let them take care of it! Last time I voted for that orange nincampoop, nothing but trouble, also that invasion of Irak kind of sucks.
Few people realize that it is not a given that humanity will live forever. There is a clear chance humans will die out within the next 200 years or so… at the very least we may witness a population collapse in that timeframe. And the culprit is human-caused climate change.
South African here, Arie van der Hoek (M, 38) and I’m happy that the Grote 49th president of the US of A has given me, my wijf and our seven kids a chance to start a new life in America. Life in SA was hard, for one I am the illegitimate son of a South African politician, who only later in life accepted me into his family :-( It took me ages to have my name changed to van der Hoek. I guess I will need to white-face it for the first few years, but once I get a steady job and a passport, I will definitely vote for GOP and … DT!
If only i could be 14 again!
Temper temper my little friend.
Makes me happy I don’t have a daughter.
Could it be your roommate looked or behaved like a toddler?
Actually, i’ve written her too (for a friend), but she never replies.
I’m telling you my life story and all you can come up with is SIMANTICS?
I just received a notice from our mayor , you can get free envelopes at the post office, that are addressed to Pennsylvania Avenue, wash DC. You can put the meat in there, you don’t need a stamp.
Actually, my husband and I live on top of one of those! We discovered this while we were renovating our downstairs bathroom, suddenly this black liquid started to bubble up. We now store it in big drums and use it to heat the dishwashing water and the house, and to drive the car. It may also explain the neck breaking migraines that we both have suffered from over the last 15 years, yet we remain hush-hush about our discovery, because we are in Dire Straits (economically, not the pop band). We would still vote Trump should he run again.
Actually, I live in Kansas and it’s HELL! My oldest son died of fentanyl, my second oldest was cycling and got run over by a SUV for gods sake, I have two daughters who fell victim to rampant gunshot wounds and hospital sepsis , my parents drank lead-contaminated bilge water, for crying out loud, where the government when you need them? Luckily enough our health insurance bills are getting lower and lower, so my husband and I finally had a chance to get on a carrabian cruise. I would still vote republican and Trump though.
Source?
Yes, I’m particularly pleased with this one. Especially the out of context mention of Trump 😝
The karma of these people is far below zero. They don’t know it, but they constantly punish themselves. (This doesn’t mean the judiciary shouldn’t help them find enlightenment 😉)
Ah the memories! I used to be 14 once too!
Why is this guy asking for ID?
Jail time! I hope the cyclist is OK, that looks like brain trauma.
Actually, Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I’m from Texas. I once witnessed a guy who took a lady cyclist right of way, nothing much you may say, but I got my gun out and shot a hole in the car’s motor the size of a bowling ball. An eye for an eye, thought him a lesson I tell you. Alas, this altercation was witnessed by the police, and I was arrested for aggravated assault. Seems the female cyclist didn’t have the right of way after all. I write these lines from prison, but I would still vote for Trump in the next election.
Actually, I used to know this, but since I’ve turned vegatarian, and since I’m getting a lot of flack for that life changing decision from you meat eaters, I’m unwilling to tell you. Sowwy!
Actually, I live in Kentucky and I’m directly affected by this. We just filled our basement cellar with this meat, which we got from the local Costco. Hot damn, as it turns out getting rid of it is quite a hassle. The local waste disposal doesn’t want to take it, we burried about 10% in the garden, but neighbor saw and now we have the sheriff’s office in our (red)necks. Ok, part I can use at my trans-daughter’s shotgun wedding, but in the meantime it’s getting maggoty as the fridge ain’t working well. I’m now shoveling the rest into a crate, to send it to the White House, let them take care of it! Last time I voted for that orange nincampoop, nothing but trouble, also that invasion of Irak kind of sucks.
Few people realize that it is not a given that humanity will live forever. There is a clear chance humans will die out within the next 200 years or so… at the very least we may witness a population collapse in that timeframe. And the culprit is human-caused climate change.