tristan

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on Superdads · c/comicstrips · 11 pts · 81d

My dad is smarter than 99% of CEOs.

At least that’s what LinkedIn games want him to believe.

on Sounds familiar? · c/flippanarchy · 5 pts · 87d

Have a word with Swiss farmers, where the wolf was reintroduced and protected against their will. Wolves kill cattle, not to nourish themselves, but a lot of the time simply as a “game.” They will kill way more than they can eat, and let the animals in a terrible, horrible state.

on Why is that? · c/fuck_ai · 29 pts · 92d

Because immigrants use their money to buy food and shelter and make the local economy thrive, while AI gets money in the pockets of the rich

on Why they always do this? · c/memes · 4 pts · 100d

If someone is “attractive,” there’s a fair bit of chance they’ve done stuff to get there already, like exercising, skincare, etc.

The things on the image are just an extension of that. They’re not thinking like OP that they’ve done enough. It’s all the same thing.

on Dammit · c/science_memes · 8 pts · 101d

Oh no, I’m glad they did. You see, I've had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.

on Me irl · c/me_irl · 4 pts · 101d

I mean, in the simplistic case of monkeys, this doesn’t work because the other monkeys starve, which is a failure as a species.

The monkey would have to hoard just enough bananas that the other monkeys can still barely their basic desires, while keeping them hungry for more and letting them believe they could one day be like you and get as many bananas by working their way up an imaginary hierarchy, where the way to go up is to fuck over other monkeys and get you as many bananas as they can, while you give them the minimum possible share.