Oh no, I’m glad they did. You see, I've had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
It's why we put so much money into space travel. You can do pretty much everything you need to do with robots, but that's not the point. The point is to get out of bullshit meetings.
"Houston is on comms and wants to discuss the status of the mission". Fuck it, let's fly this thing into the nearest black hole.
Nope. The first land vertebrate evolved about 340MYA. 700MYA was a whole lot of nothing. The first plants and fungi to colonize land evolved about 440MYA. Before then, the earth probably looked a lot like Mars. It wasn't until mosses and lichen came along that we even got dirt instead of sand/gravel. Dinosaurs didnt really show up until 250MYA
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lauha@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 94d
As a clarification, the real time line is like 400 million years ago or so
nexguy@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 94d
Put a pin in that and we'll circle back to it.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 94d
Hang on, I’ll run it up the flag pole
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 94d
I'll run you up my flagpole 😏
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 6 pts · 94d
Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.
Spooge@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 94d
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 94d
What does that have to do with the nineteen ninety-eight Hell in a Cell match?
Spooge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
garbage_world@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 94d
tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 8 pts · 94d
Oh no, I’m glad they did. You see, I've had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.
Spooge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d
tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 2 pts · 93d
We did it Lemmy
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 94d
It's important, it puts the first patr in context.
Spooge@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 94d
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 94d
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 93d
🤣🤣
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 94d
Don't blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we'd just be having meetings there.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 13 pts · 94d
That's why they call a group of fish a school.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 94d
In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 94d
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d
Meanwhile, whales.
voicesarefree@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 94d
Well.. that timeline does match up better with Jesus riding a velociraptor
Vreyan31@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 93d
Thanks to *her
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 7 pts · 93d
Some of the fish were smart enough to get back into the water. We weren't. It's on us.
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 93d
Whales and dolphins at least managed to save themselves.
Zephorah@discuss.online · 6 pts · 94d
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
As the British so aptly put it: sod off.
Scrogu@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 93d
350 million would be closer.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 93d
Nah, the fish crawled out of the ocean just to escape some bullshit meeting with the other fish.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 93d
It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 93d
It's why we put so much money into space travel. You can do pretty much everything you need to do with robots, but that's not the point. The point is to get out of bullshit meetings.
"Houston is on comms and wants to discuss the status of the mission". Fuck it, let's fly this thing into the nearest black hole.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 0 pts · 93d
Understandable really
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 94d
Can we just go back in time and evolve into a crab instead
RaisinCrazyFool@kopitalk.net · 4 pts · 94d
*forward in time
Just be patient. It's inevitable.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d
Some Gen Z is furious about this.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 94d
It was likely a her
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 94d
Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 93d
Or 8 foot sea scorpions.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
Or, in the case of whales, drown and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 92d
You're off by a couple zeroes.
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 87d
Just one really...
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 87d
Dinosaurs existed like 700M YBP right?
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 87d
Nope. The first land vertebrate evolved about 340MYA. 700MYA was a whole lot of nothing. The first plants and fungi to colonize land evolved about 440MYA. Before then, the earth probably looked a lot like Mars. It wasn't until mosses and lichen came along that we even got dirt instead of sand/gravel. Dinosaurs didnt really show up until 250MYA
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 94d
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
you dry bitch!
Inucune@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
A whole ass-fish
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
Yeah yeah. If only some asshole mud puddle hadn't decided to come alive we'd all have been spared so much trouble. 🙄
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
Wrong, it was a prawn