Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Just fuck my shit up
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
34 Comments
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 128 pts · 2y
The taste is questionable, but whoever actually did the tiling has done a brilliant job.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 26 pts · 2y
I would call the taste "unique" instead of "questionable" but unfortunately that also means "hard to sell"
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Yes back in the Reddit days we had a sub called "awful taste but great execution" Edit We have it here too
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y
When you need to obscure your bathrooms range, speed and heading from a ww2 battleship or submarine.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Hit em with the old razzle dazzle, eh?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y
I'm not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.
FatLegTed@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
You could come and go at the same time.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Like some sort of Karma Chameleon?
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
It’s very "90s Xtreme!"
Everything had to be wild for no reason.
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
"Picasso, man, I'm telling you. Get out of the home improvement gig. Go draw or some shit."
Stanwich@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I want my bathroom to look like the intro to saved by the bell
circuscritic@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y
There's a 50% chance that a full panoramic photo that doesn't have a Grind House Porn filter would make this bathroom actually look decent, or at minimum, not bad.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Oh, I think it's upstairs in the rathbroom
PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
I can understand the tiles, but why are the lights angled? It would blind anyone trying to use the sink!
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I mean you just need to angle yourself and all will be fine.
r_13@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
That is advice for life
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's designed for people staggering in with a hangover, to help make them feel more normal.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
To make certain they really can't walk straight.
rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y
Honestly, I love this. I think it's fun!
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
1986 wants its bathroom back.
FullOfBallooons@leminal.space · 7 pts · 2y
I'm losing my balance just looking at this.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
There were a lot of drugs being used in the 80's.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Can confirm.
I went to a house showing where the owner made extremely questionable choices and when I asked "What were you smoking?" The guy answered that he indeed did a lot of drugs and now is too lazy to fix it.
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y
The white tiles are actually correct, the rest of the house is actually tilting over.
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Oldest version of this image I could find was from Jul 2017, still could not locate the source https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1418069651634587&set=a.643516935756533
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Is this part of one of those Mystery Spots where "laws of physics cease to exist"?
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Somebody said Beetlejuice one too many times
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Creat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
I actually love this. In case I'm ever remodeling my bathroom, Imma save this so I can find it again. Thanks!
mp3@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Don't forget to post it here 😂
insomniac_lemon@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
The bathroom form of Insane, Insane Again by The J. Geils band. The "Relax, relax!" bit plays during a soak in the tub.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
Thank you for this! Keep them coming!
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Payed the tile guy in PCP