Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.
I've no idea if there's some weird connotations and I'm assuming that's pronounced riz-coch... that's not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.
239 Comments
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
Puppy!
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
You mean 小狗.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
No. I'm an American and I eat dogs.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Then why name him? 🤷
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
A good dish always has a name.
0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
When I was a kid we had a goat named "Steak"
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Wow... planning his end from a child... that's just cruel...
0ops@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Well, at least he had a good life 🤷... can't argue there.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 2y
Cock
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Well, at least you're honest 🤷.
Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Well, at least they're honest.
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y
Thinkpad clitoris
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
What are you a fuckin parrot?
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I use arch
spez@lemmy.l0l.city · 3 pts · 2y
That's my band name
rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.
molten@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Crayon
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
How old are you? 🤨
molten@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.
jawa21@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17
molten@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Lmfao. I've got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.
Pacmanlives@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Found the Marine
duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y
Goldfish
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
spez@lemmy.l0l.city · 5 pts · 2y
Times is tough
lemmydripzdotz123@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.
PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Nickname Potat.
potat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
I agree.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Obviously biased.
RoverRacecar@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Brick
SirHery@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
ಠ_ಠ
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Mmm, crunchy.
soren446@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
plz send noods
soren446@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Madness
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Ah, I can see you're a person of culture.
Karmanj@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
5 guys
dabster291@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
rmuk@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y
Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
vegaquake@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Motor oil
milkytoast@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
mm, delicious
thorbot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I'd just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
owatnext@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Arsenic.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Aw he dead.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Your Mom’s Pussy
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
Hope she likes it, really... like I know she hasn't been ate since my dad died 😔.
variants@possumpat.io · 4 pts · 2y
Is that what she's told you
molten@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Momma ain't no cheater
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Meeh, even if she is, knowing my dad, she had a good reason.
molten@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
This is going too deep
variants@possumpat.io · 3 pts · 2y
Is that what she said
rmuk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
Time to step up.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Wow, didn't know anyone actually ate roosters.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE"
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I'm sure the 2 weeks old leftovers were tasty.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Well, if you insist...
Justas@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Biscuit
It's a great name.
coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Thank you.
Nester@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y
Creme brulé
DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
2 whole pots of nutella
rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
Microwaved? As a little treat?
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Tamale!
Bizarroland@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Taco
Sorgan71@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
prostitute
Sheeple@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Turkish delight
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Child.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Bok Choy
TheControlled@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Pho
Null@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
Sushi
wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
He is meaty ziti now
theneverfox@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
Dog is such an uninspired name though...
SuperIce@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Tortilla chip
bane_killgrind@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Tequila coke
variants@possumpat.io · 2 pts · 2y
The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
misterwu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Dog
Outtatime@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Pussy
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
CHICHARRONES!
yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal
leo@lemmy.l0l.city · 5 pts · 2y
Dog food
MinorLaceration@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Pudding
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Asshole
Knossos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Baked beans
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Beans!
Donkter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Werther's Original
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.
marx2k@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Your sister
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Please do... she needs it 🥺.
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Chocolate.
johnyrocket@feddit.ch · 4 pts · 2y
Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf
nuggsy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Sausages
zib@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Oreos and milk
bighatchester@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Pizza or more specifically chicken bacon pizza, with garlic fingers .
Nariom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
potato
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Bologna sandwich
Jakdracula@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Chuck roast.
Ejh3k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Big mac
braydan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Brekky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Split pea
dabster291@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Really_long_toes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Peaches
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Chili
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Fried fish
klemptor@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Quiche
runeko@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Cookie
trouble@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Cum
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Brisket
Or potato, but I think I finished the food on the brisket.
Rato@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oh no, he's called Grinder.
Laticauda@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Rice.
sukhmel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Kefir
A surprisingly fitting name
HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Idk what it means but I like it
DrFuggles@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Kefir is a fermented dairy drink. It's kinda viscous but also fluffy and very white, so yeah. Fitting name.
Vespair@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Penne primavera with chicken, hold the tomatoes.
Cute name!
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Mars
scottywh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Peppermint Bark...
It's kind of a decent name actually... Lol
CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Chili (homemade)
minamoog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
egg roll
milkytoast@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
ice cube 🥰
marito@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Waffle.
curiousaur@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Ravioli.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Future dog name
Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Since I'm too cheap to buy name brand, welcome home Woven Whole Wheat Cracker!
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
I hope Meatloaf can sing...
cabalister@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
akwd169@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Pop tart!
De_Narm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Soupe Vichyssoise
Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce that either. But try the soup, it's really nice and quite easy to make.
FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I think it’s like “vee-shee-swah”?
Source: some French classes in elementary school 🤷🏻♂️
cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ginger cookie
SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Egg Scramble
Toes@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y
Taco 🌮
Clepsydrae@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Blueberry lemon scone. All three would work as a nickname. 😁
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Macaroni
TheEhHole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Gold fish
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
What, the market ran out of mackerel?
CentrifugalChicken@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Mandu
zcl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Pulptastic@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Shrimp
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Flauta. I like it.
cheeseandkrakens@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Stroopwaffel!
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Mamba
nicolauz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I think I'm winning: Pokebowl
cobysev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
McNugget
Pothetato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Peanut!
Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y
Quaso
ben_dover@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
pork chop
scytale@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Mandarin.
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Hot Dog
Clubbing4198@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Maple Chipotle Almond
Iapar@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Chicken nuggets
dditty@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
DiGiorno
Lemonparty@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Slider. He looks like a slider!
MxM111@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Grape
Heikki@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Alfredo
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
BigBlackBuck@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Pita or Hummus
Potatisen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Milk chocolate
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Doggie
HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cheddar Jalapeno Cheese Cheetos
voxthefox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hot Cherry Loca!
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Salsicca, which I think translates to Sausage. Sausage is a good name.
Jtee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hotpot
FrostKing@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yogurt. Not bad actually.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Pozole 🥲
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Poutine
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
Bratwurst
R3tl3f@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Snickers
konalt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Puppy. Uncreative, I know.
Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Chimken 'Fredo
Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Hawaiian sweet bread!
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Focaccia cheese melt.
Cheezy for short!
littlecolt@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper
M137@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Spaghetti
Codandchips@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Fruit 'n' Fiber
lanolinoil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
pizza pocket
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Samosa!
nieceandtows@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Elmer!
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
ShortFuse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Cookie
LainOfTheWired@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 2y
Chicken and mushroom pie
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Taters
NotSpez@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Muffin!
s_s@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
Babka
Shou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
TOMMY BURGER
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Choripan
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Miso soup
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Kimchi Udon!
kamen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Lentils.
brenno@lemmy.brennoflavio.com.br · 1 pts · 2y
Cheese bread
AmosBurton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
MJKee9@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Popcorn! Perfect.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Spagetti :)
unimalion@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Popcorn
doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Nacho
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
lentil tomato?
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Pepperoni pizza slice 🍕
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Banana
Zereaux@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Awesome….Barqs!!!
choroalp@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Chicken
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Skin
moldyringwald@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Generic ez cheese
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
NGL burrito is pretty perfect!
lemmy_see_your@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Meatball
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
Hungarian rice cake(rizskoch) for the fellow hungarians who know what im talking about.
rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
I've no idea if there's some weird connotations and I'm assuming that's pronounced riz-coch... that's not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Shit, didn't know you guys speak English, lol 😂.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Rib
Veneroso@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Burritos and Hotdogs.
snek@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Labneh
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Lasagne
rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
Croissant.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Avocado ranch salad it is!
Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 2y
Sausage patty
Sho@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Taco
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 0 pts · 2y
Cereals
rug_burn@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
Crackers. Fitting because he's white 😂
Marzanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 2y
Ramen
Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Lil Smokie.
Or pigs in a blanket
TIMMAY@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Rum.
doritoshave9sides@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
meatball
AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Pepperoni
robbankz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
GRITS
braxy29@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
english muffin
raynethackery@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Devil Dog.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y
Pringle
Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Bacon
tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 2y
Everything Soup
ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 2y
Sandwich
Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 2y
Poke Bowl
Twelve20two@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 2y
Pumpernickel toast
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 2y
Mac 'n cheese
dzire187@feddit.de · 0 pts · 2y
(Blueberry) Cupcake
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Breakfast
Fudoshin@feddit.uk · -1 pts · 2y
Beans.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
You :3