Describe your gender using only US states

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match@pawb.social · 154 pts · 2y (6 replies)

U.S. Virgin Islands 😭

doctorcrimson@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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frezik@midwest.social · 15 pts · 2y

For some people, something to avoid. For others, an asperation.

derpgon@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Idawho again?

jaybone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Youdaho

tux0r@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y

F

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Not Virginia?

Patquip@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (6 replies)

ME

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 34 pts · 2y (4 replies)

WY?

odium@programming.dev · 27 pts · 2y (3 replies)

WA?

Bassman1805@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

Ah, Waluigi. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

OH!

jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

OK

match@pawb.social · 23 pts · 2y

OK

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (3 replies)

LAME ASS DORKY

LA ME AS SD OR KY

swicano@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

That AS is cutting it close. It's a real post code though it seems

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

huh. someone should ask chatgpt if it can summarize usa history using only state postcodes

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Just put all the letters into an anagram solver.

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I identify as Puerto Rico but society has yet to recognize that as a legitimate state

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not D.C.? You must have a fairly conservative gender identity

That said, I am in a pickle trying to figure out what a conservative non recognized identity would be like. Thanks for the mental exercise.

skulblaka@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y

They only have one joke, every single one of them would input "attack helicopter"

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 50 pts · 2y (4 replies)

PA IN

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

There's a town in PA named Indiana

bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's also a town in PA called intercourse

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 2y

I think Indiana would reflect pain more and closer to my asexuality

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It's not too far from California...Pennsylvania.

minibyte@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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ickplant@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

It does hurt itself in its confusion often.

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

My home state is Texas, my mental state is deteriorating.

Kuvwert@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y

Ida-hoe

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Lookin' California, and feelin' Minnesota.

Rakonat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

As a Minnesotan I'm not sure if this is an insult or not, and sorry a'boot that.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a Soundgarden lyric, but... yes.

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sounded like it could've been red hot chili peppers,

Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Their contracts required them to mention California at least 3 times per song

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Lookin' West Virginia, and feelin' Mississippi

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

This tracks. I have done more looking in California, but more actual feeling in Minnesota.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (18 replies)

ah the art of copy paste coding

tux0r@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y (17 replies)

ah the art of copy paste coding

Gestrid@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (16 replies)

ah the art of copy paste coding

Kedly@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (15 replies)

htittyps:wow.embarassingpornsite.com/weirdfuckinfetish

Kedly@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (12 replies)

WAIT FUCK IT PASTED THE WRONG THING

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Brings back memories of the time when ICQ would display as your status whatever media player was playing. Let me tell you future programmers, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Kedly@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is the reason I have never bought a hentai game on Steam

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Conversely, this is the reason I only buy hentai games on steam

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's been 20 years and I still turn off all social media before, uh. Studying.

psmgx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

hunter2

Gestrid@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Then delete it.

tux0r@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

Too late! Everyone has seen it!

Kedly@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Joke was too on the nose for you eh?

Gestrid@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Guess so. It was a 50/50 chance, and I chose the wrong 50.

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Sigh... zip

Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 2y

htittyps ☠

NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

This is how Buzzfeed aggregated data for their "What US State or Principality best describes your gender" quiz

lnxtx@feddit.nl · 25 pts · 2y

Alabama

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y

OK

VubDapple@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Reuse forms much? Better check the validation!

tux0r@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Is it even legal to try and validate a gender?

walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 24 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Apparently there's only 50 valid values.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

And one of those genders is trying to secede.

turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Do you have to pick a new gender if yours secedes or does your gender just stop being a gender and start being something else

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

In a just world, TX would become slang for transitioning. Really confuse those fucks that run the state.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I present to you, Texas' new flag with the Trans flag colors. Gone is the hideous red and replaced with the nice soft pink. The blue was so last year, it's now been replaced with the nice calming light blue.

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

I love this

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maine

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oaxaca

HotDogFingies@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Hot

Dehydrated@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd perfer not to answer at that point

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

We'll put you down as "undecided".

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

HI

Contort3860@links.hackliberty.org · 4 pts · 2y

HELLO

p1mrx@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

NY, a science guy.

betheydocrime@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Florida Man

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Abeviate Oregon for a sql injection!

kamen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bobby tables, is that you?

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I go by my middle name, DROP

topherclay@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The B in Lgbt stands for "GROUP BY sexual;"

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

Epstein: Let's Go Buy Teens!

CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 2y

My name is Ted Cruz, and my pronoun is kiss my ass. Or kiss Trump's ass. Or just be an ass, depending on the day.

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Oh I'm definitely a Washington, I'm not unique enough to break away from that

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

I identify as being somewhere between Virginia and North Carolina, but ultimately I think I'm closer to the New York side of the spectrum than the Florida.

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maryland

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

based and Mary pilled

ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Puerto Rico.

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Despair

blahsay@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Ohio in the streets, Florida in the sheets

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm trying to make it from New York to New Jersey. Traffic is slow, though. Yeah?

Hupf@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So you're Transit-ioning?

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Oooo thats awesome, yea!

Soundhole@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

MO

OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I don't want to tell my employer but I'm bi-coastal.

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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Daxtron2@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Rhode island

Newguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sovereign Citizen

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Because nobody is creating joinder with you and all attempts turn into a squabble over jurisdiction.

ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

y? omg

Is that a gender? It's almost a state.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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livelovehack@links.hackliberty.org · -19 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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citrusface@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

The fuck dude

vox@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

fuck you

wait that's ibuki from dr2?

:::spoiler dr2c3 spoiler

!she didn't even kill herself in the game, she was strangled to death and then hanged to hide the truth, not the best "example"!< :::

vox@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

btw i hate how inconsistent the spoiler tags are on lemmy. I can either get this working on sync or lemmy web but not both
i literally wrapped it in two different tag formats