topherclay

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Imagine, you go to quit your job cuz you think our galaxy looks like a rug but your boss explains to you that that is a whole different galaxy and ours doesn't look like that. You start crying and your boss says to you, "There there, don't cry over spilled milk."

"Dog sand" sounds to me like one of those euphemisms that make the thing sound even worse than it actually is. I feel the same way about "night soil." Like whatever it is that you're hiding with that euphemism, I am more grossed out by thinking about the ganular nature of it, and it's even worse if the grain size is the main diagnostic feature of that substance.

Like you're telling me that the dog made a pile of something and that it has a distinct location on clay-silt-sand ternary diagram? gross.

on Face wash · c/comicstrips · 11 pts · 6d

I found some humor in the face wash being cross dimensional because whenever I use my partners shampoo or body wash stuff there's always some bizarre extra things going on with it in a way that makes "cross dimensional" a perfect satire without being mean about it.

Not saying it's super deep but just commenting because I think I think that also serves as part of the premise of the comic.

You are the small skeleton and your wizard is the one with the hat. The ex-familiar is the surprising huge and powerful skeleton.

Those only way this makes sense to me is as a parallel to the feeling of running into your partner's ex out in the wild, and you are shocked at how good looking they are because you have low self worth and you are subconsciously comparing yourself to the ex and doubting that you are an "upgrade" or a step forward for your partner. I don't know if that's correct or not, but the only way I could explain it was through a lens of "self-deprecating and thus relatable meme humor."

Now if you'll excuse me I have to find some other frogs to dissect for my bone army.

on Pronouns · c/atheism · 2 pts · 7d

Just yesterday I did that same thing with a burrito. I got it hotter than an omnipotent god could possibly get it, and then I ate it anyway. big whoop.

on How are you doing? · c/autism · 3 pts · 9d

I'm curious if you are perhaps conflating "sensible" with "sensitive" or if that word choice was intended.

on hell yeah! · c/microblogmemes · 3 pts · 11d

I think that's really disrespectful for people to be literally buying iPhones in mass. They really deserve it if someone starts upturning tables in that situation imo.

on wheel go spinny · c/historymemes · 3 pts · 15d

Oh so when we all called the Xbox controller "The Duke" it was actually a throwback to an old Italian peripheral?

on so mysterious · c/memes · 2 pts · 22d

We have identified the pun and removed the relevant ambiguity. The appropriate records will be updated within one business dygn. 😐

on so mysterious · c/memes · 1 pts · 22d

Frogs are just one of the vocal ambassadors of the otherwise ellusive creatures of the night. A frog is just a really good mascots for the team.