Yeah, I recommend filling up the bottle about 1/3 to 1/2 full with a good ratio of dish soap to water, capping it, then shaking vigorously! That usually dislodges anything hard to reach, especially like those handle areas.
Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.
Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.
If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn't notice. And you're never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It's like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.
My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent's cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead
I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn't the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.
people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol
Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.
Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.
I used to head to the local pool before work to do a few laps. There was a dude in his fifties who would do about 150 laps (4km /2.5mi) drinking regularly from a masterfoods tomato sauce bottle
I saw a YouTube video years ago where someone replaced the mayo in a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and then went out in public to eat it. The looks they got were hilarious.
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NoneYa@lemm.ee · 70 pts · 2y
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
I remember in school a friend drank out of a glass vodka bottle. He was always so nonchalant about it too hah
NoneYa@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
dingus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
How did you manage to clean out all the syrup
NoneYa@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Proxima_Centauri11@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Yeah, I recommend filling up the bottle about 1/3 to 1/2 full with a good ratio of dish soap to water, capping it, then shaking vigorously! That usually dislodges anything hard to reach, especially like those handle areas.
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
Add salt to the mix and then you don't even need to use a brush.
Salt + water + dish soap, close the bottle, shake, rinse.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y
crusty and topical
PatFussy@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Wait, it's weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I mean, it's all food so, no? But also: yes.
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I've done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
What is a meths bottle?
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn't notice. And you're never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It's like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.
Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Methylated spirits, aka denatured alcohol in former commonwealth
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
It's what meth dealers sell meth in.
smotherlove@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No idea. Definitely not where I store my meth
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 23 pts · 2y
That's great, haha.
LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 2y
Well it is Hershey's, what did she expect.
moody@lemmings.world · 21 pts · 2y
It works better if it's a mayo bottle.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y
Sunscreen. That would be even worse.
SatyrSack@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
It gets you all euuugghhhh
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
It's been done https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2020/02/04/why-tennessee-rep-kent-calfee-drinks-hersheys-chocolate-syrup-bottle/4654695002/
glimse@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent's cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead
He vomited later that night
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Was 'vegetable' intended to be an adjective for an omitted word here? I can't think of many vegetables which come in bottles...
glimse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Vegetable oil*
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That was the jar of poisoned vegetables, what kind of jabroni doesn't know that?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
It was given to them by some queen dressed as a witch
CyberDine@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I too am full of microplastics
Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn't the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.
Hootz@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y
The only downside is how badly these bottles seal when using thin liquids
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Also a good idea to use vodka bottle for water in the office
peyotecosmico@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y
Once a guy brought a 2 liter coke to the gym, gotta admit that was tempting
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I read Genuine as Guinness at first and was suddenly very interested in Hershey syrup
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
If you see me guzzling down the pickle juice, I assure you: it's pickle juice not water. Mmm... Pickle juice... 🤤
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Man, that can not be good for you in large quantities. Better share some with me just in case.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
You guys really love vinegar, don't you?
bitwolf@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y
At ugly sweater parties I put my cocktails into a syrup bottle and dress like an Elf 🙂
macrocarpa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I used to head to the local pool before work to do a few laps. There was a dude in his fifties who would do about 150 laps (4km /2.5mi) drinking regularly from a masterfoods tomato sauce bottle
https://www.masterfoods.com.au/cdn-cgi/image/width=277,height=277,f=auto,quality=90/sites/g/files/fnmzdf1746/files/migrate-product-files/m2qzgte5yyivo7dy9opi.png
(it was filled with water)
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I saw a YouTube video years ago where someone replaced the mayo in a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and then went out in public to eat it. The looks they got were hilarious.
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Thorny's wife.