I am sick of them, too. Mass media sadly keeps on bringing them up, because they generate clicks from google searches. I am surprised they haven't reported this.
It's really annoying and I hope we can finally have peace with our own federated network.
Seriously, it's embarrassing to watch this. I'm experiencing pity. I didn't think I could pity such a rich asshole, but the levels of divorced dad energy here are genuinely making me wish someone would take this guy out for ice cream and talk him into deleting his social media and getting his life back in order.
This is the man who called a cave rescuer "pedo guy" because the rescue was successful and Elon's idea was stupid. He is a child who can't take anyone doing better than him.
Threads is up to 100 million users since it launched on Wednesday of last week. This is Musk tweeting his ever worsening narcissistic injury in realtime.
Maybe he insisted on trying an early Neuralink prototype back when he made his investment, and the Elon Wrangler couldn't get there in time to stop him?
I've just run out of adjectives to describe #ElonMusk.
Does human history have an equivalent of someone so rich who is so publicly and so very infantile, fragil and immature (I will spot you Trump).
It'll either be one of the greatest moments in human history and an absolute bloodbath, or a complete let down where one of them gets knocked out immediately
I still feel like this is a bad idea, but it keeps coming up.
How do you envision this working? You type in a word or phrase in your feed options, and it hides everything containing it? Or something at the account level, where it checks everything?
My thoughts are, putting a time limit on it might be a good idea, and doing some statistics to make it a little smart (although I'd have to spend a day deep diving into language theory, so I'll probably wait until I look at custom feed algorithms down the line)
I used Apollo for Reddit. It had filters and it worked beautifully. It pruned my timelines and kept me from doom scrolling. It’s should be possible locally to just remove posts with the filtered keyword from parsing on your timeline
Huh... Well that makes things easier now that I could just see how they did it
I mean, I still don't get it, but if that's all people are asking for, I knocked it out while writing this reply.
Posts I can just set aside easy enough, do you know how Apollo handled comments? I could throw out the filtered post and any replies to it, auto collapse it with a "filtered" message, make it look like it's deleted and just show the replies
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glimpseintotheshit@sh.itjust.works · 219 pts · 3y
It's real, i feel dirty after looking it up. You're welcome
conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 52 pts · 3y
Thank you for your service
Anissem@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 3y
Thank you please take a shower
kadu@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
glimpseintotheshit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
lol yes please
BigJim@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
Did you look up the tweet or the allegation?
glimpseintotheshit@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 3y
The tweet
Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Doing the Lord’s work here 🙏
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
🫡 thank you for your service
Erymanthus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
we appreciate your service
now it's time to get decontaminated
TinyPizza@kbin.social · 131 pts · 3y
wouldn't Elon be the "cuck" in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 57 pts · 3y
TinyPizza@kbin.social · 19 pts · 3y
nailed it
andrewrgross@slrpnk.net · 35 pts · 3y
Unfortunately you're operating too far above his level.
He noticed that a mean word rhymed. That's apparently where he's at now. I wish he'd hit rock bottom, this is just sad now.
Resistentialism@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y
He didn't notice it. He saw it online. Let's be real here.
victron@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
ghariksforge@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
indeed!
conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 108 pts · 3y
Pretty big talk for someone whose mom called off a fight.
ghariksforge@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 3y
what, did that really happen?
soren446@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 3y
SMT42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Yes, in that she did tweet that she didn't want Elon fighting. But no in that it actually had any effect on the status of the fight
As far as anyone is aware the fight is still ""on"", but i don't think it was ever truly "on" to begin with
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Although if he keeps egging on Zuckerberg, he could snap and he won't wait for a cage match.
SomeOtherUsername@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 3y
I think the fight is still on! I kinda hope it happens 🤣
Kyle@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
Mom should have stepped in years ago for all sorts of things.
JustZ@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 3y
Every single person I've ever met that has used the word "cuck" has been an absolute loser with nothing going on.
AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 3y
Yeah, people who don't get laid use this word as an insult
gornar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Bingo
BaroqueInMind@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y
Joseph, Jesus's father is the the GOAT cuck.
collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de · -5 pts · 3y
OR the sometimes richest man on the planet
Kingofthezyx@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
That's more of a commentary on the state of the planet
rambaroo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
When did Bezos call someone a cuck?
el_cordoba@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 3y
It's quite telling that I can't tell if this is real or not and I can't be bothered to log in to check.
BB69@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 3y
It’s real, however is anybody going to disagree with this statement
Blaubarschmann@feddit.de · 12 pts · 3y
He's got a point
Delphia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Im going to disagree because this is the internet.
Zuck cant be a cuck because robots cant form complex emotional relationships with other beings.
xavier666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
I don't have the strength to check it out
mojo@lemm.ee · 67 pts · 3y
Yes this post is real lol
FloatingAlong@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y
Jesus fucking Christ
gornar@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
What a terrible day to be literate
answersplease77@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
lmao. there's no way any pr or laywes or any team is checking his tweets before he posts them... wtf is this?
crocostix@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 3y
So I guess bullying and harassing people is OK if you own the platform that you do it on?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
Rules for thee, not for me!
CoderKat@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
As long as you don't acknowledge that anyone is cis lol
errer@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 3y
Elon is a felon
julesiecoolsie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 3y
RVGamer06@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
SnowboardBum@kbin.social · 35 pts · 3y
Musk is a fuckfaceprofasicistpieceofshit
Am I doing it right?
KingScoob@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 3y
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to witness this. What a time to be alive.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 30 pts · 3y
He's a fucking child. I agree with @lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world. It's time to filter these guys and stop giving them attention.
Mdotaut801@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
ko4la@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y
I am sick of them, too. Mass media sadly keeps on bringing them up, because they generate clicks from google searches. I am surprised they haven't reported this.
It's really annoying and I hope we can finally have peace with our own federated network.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y
I thought they stopped using "cuck" as an insult after their poster boy wore horns on January 6.
xantoxis@lemmy.one · 28 pts · 3y
Elon thinks he's the funniest most Online Boy ever, but he has never posted a meme less than 5 years old.
andrewrgross@slrpnk.net · 25 pts · 3y
Maybe he got hacked?
Like... in his brain five years ago?
Seriously, it's embarrassing to watch this. I'm experiencing pity. I didn't think I could pity such a rich asshole, but the levels of divorced dad energy here are genuinely making me wish someone would take this guy out for ice cream and talk him into deleting his social media and getting his life back in order.
ghariksforge@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Elon was always like this.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
It's kind of rich for a guy with a handful of girls, almost a dozen children of which almost all of which were through ivf and surrogacy
Khalic@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
You seem like a good person. This alone would be good for him and other people in mental crisis to witness. take care
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 3y
And in the end, it would be good for everybody.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
This is the man who called a cave rescuer "pedo guy" because the rescue was successful and Elon's idea was stupid. He is a child who can't take anyone doing better than him.
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
which reminds me is that what happened to kanye?
Khalic@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y
last time I heard, he was trying to convince the world that 21 jump street had exorcized the nazi in him
fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Threads is up to 100 million users since it launched on Wednesday of last week. This is Musk tweeting his ever worsening narcissistic injury in realtime.
Niello@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
You sure it's just 5 years ago and not before that? I could have swore his pitiful ego ate out his brain at least a decade ago.
Transcendant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Maybe he insisted on trying an early Neuralink prototype back when he made his investment, and the Elon Wrangler couldn't get there in time to stop him?
Blatheringman@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
Based on Elon's dating history...Yeah, I think we both know who the real cuck is.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Grimes left him for a transwoman and he will never get over it.
assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Grimes took "I wouldn't be with you even if you were the richest man alive" to new extremes.
Nerrad@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
I've just run out of adjectives to describe #ElonMusk.
Does human history have an equivalent of someone so rich who is so publicly and so very infantile, fragil and immature (I will spot you Trump).
rustydrd@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Roman emperor Elagabalus is my personal entry for the "historical man-children so incompetent it's surprising they even made it that far" category.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus
arensb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
He was also a teenager elevated way past his realm of competency, wasn't he?
Stan@lemmywinks.com · 19 pts · 3y
Maybe these guys are having a beer and laughing at us.
Grant_M@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y
Definitely
exohuman@kbin.social · 19 pts · 3y
He is so unprofessional. I can’t see why anyone would like him.
ArugulaZ@kbin.social · 18 pts · 3y
Musk is a soulless husk.
SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
Let them fight
AnActualFossil@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
It's not that I want to see them fight, it's more that I want to see Elon get repeatedly punched in the face.
cantsurf@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 3y
All I see is, "please keep talking about me"
webghost0101@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 13 pts · 3y
I never thought a day would come where i would root for the zuckerman but here we are.
Meta is a danger to society but at least there is a brain behind it.
xantoxis@lemmy.one · 33 pts · 3y
There's no need to root for Zuckerberg either. Root for wasps that only eat billionaires.
Lorela@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Team Orca right here.
_Rho_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
r/oddlyspecific. Wait... Wrong site.
thejml@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Time to start /c/oddlyspecific!
2319@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
He could've at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg
IverCoder@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
What if they just sucked off each other and the one who ejaculates the most amount of semen to the other's mouth wins.
I would do everything to be able to join that contest. For scientifically experimenting with their fluids of course. Not anything gay. 🤨
nLuLukna@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 3y
What the fuck did I just read
Venomnik0@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
SmashTheState@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
what the heck.
iAmTheTot@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y
Oh ffs this is real.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Look at this shit. He literally wants a dick-measuring contest with Zuckerberg.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/07/09/elon-musk-proposes-unconventional-new-contest-with-mark-zuckerberg/?sh=3fba06a976d7
muaveri@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
I confess, I have sinned, I was tempted by my incredulity & oh boy ...
Valmond@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Why does he look like he has a cheap RuneScape NPC Armor?
justcoding_de@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y
Looks like the AntMan suit to me…
eran_morad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
zomtecos@feddit.de · 8 pts · 3y
Oh, I’m looking forward to the fight. 🍿
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
It'll either be one of the greatest moments in human history and an absolute bloodbath, or a complete let down where one of them gets knocked out immediately
lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Is there any way to filter out keywords on Lemmy? I'm sick of hearing about these assholes. It's what they want.
fox@lemmy.fakecake.org · 14 pts · 3y
yeah i too would appreciate keyword-based filters.
theneverfox@pawb.social · 2 pts · 3y
I still feel like this is a bad idea, but it keeps coming up.
How do you envision this working? You type in a word or phrase in your feed options, and it hides everything containing it? Or something at the account level, where it checks everything?
My thoughts are, putting a time limit on it might be a good idea, and doing some statistics to make it a little smart (although I'd have to spend a day deep diving into language theory, so I'll probably wait until I look at custom feed algorithms down the line)
fox@lemmy.fakecake.org · 1 pts · 3y
i think you're overcomplicating this a bit. a list of regexps in the user profile would work.
Owlchemist@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
I used Apollo for Reddit. It had filters and it worked beautifully. It pruned my timelines and kept me from doom scrolling. It’s should be possible locally to just remove posts with the filtered keyword from parsing on your timeline
theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 3y
Huh... Well that makes things easier now that I could just see how they did it
I mean, I still don't get it, but if that's all people are asking for, I knocked it out while writing this reply.
Posts I can just set aside easy enough, do you know how Apollo handled comments? I could throw out the filtered post and any replies to it, auto collapse it with a "filtered" message, make it look like it's deleted and just show the replies
mtpunkty@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 3y
Elon is a bitch.
rickdg@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Put up or shut up, Phony Stark.
Thedogspaw@midwest.social · 6 pts · 3y
Guess it takes one to know one
HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y
Cinner@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
akai@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
Elon is a moron
Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Let them fight
thejml@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
I want to open Twitter now to report it… if we all report it, we’ll, nothing will happen but it’s be a data point at least. I guess I’ll just move on.
_cerpin_taxt_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Too late. Deleted Twitter finally last week. Too many Nazis.
LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
let them fight
ghariksforge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I feel like this is the most quoted meme of the day.
jacktherippah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
H-HOW IS THIS REAL? SOMEONE PINCH ME.
Cheems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Clearly, musk is feeling the fabric of Twitter winding
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
PRAISE BE Elron Dusk, KING of the Night-Elves!!
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Bring on the Fuckerberg vs Phoney Stark fight then!
Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
If Elon was any more salty he would sink in seawater.
paciencia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
lol
muaveri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
this is unreal, lol
Tigbitties@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Anyone else think Elon is starting to look more and more like Brian Peppers?
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
This "musk" be fake.
ugh@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Nope, it's his official account.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
It sadly is not.
Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
That's what I thought about the space lasers comment from that one moron