New Orleans police evidence room overrun by rodents, officials say: "The rats are eating our marijuana"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-orleans-police-department-decay-rats-evidence-room-marijuana/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-orleans-police-department-decay-rats-evidence-room-marijuana/
18 Comments
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
"rats", "eating".
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
just asked the "smoked" pig.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
The eating part could be true, but I think they got the wrong species of mammal. It's more of a porcine variety.
Downcount@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
"our"
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Welp, I guess they gotta let a lot of people go due to a lack of evidence. :P
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
Will you arrested him with the big bag of drugs but the rats ate it all, *winks, oh dear.
hoanbridgetroll@midwest.social · 23 pts · 2y
Of course they are - it’s very difficult for a rat to use a lighter.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
How did they decarboxylate it though?
echodot@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 2y
New Orleans police need to store their marijuana somewhat other than the evidence room. That's going to get confusing.
Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
c/nottheonion worthy
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They probably have never heard of steel boxes?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Hard to steal weed out of steel boxes and then blame it on the rats.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's exactly the idea.
blahsay@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Damn rodents smoke my weed too!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Maybe if your cannabis didn't taste so good, the rats wouldn't be eating it.
RedWeasel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
3/4 of the way through the headline I was like, that isn't good, then that's funny finishing it..
wabafee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
This deserve to be in c/NotTheOnion.
Heikki@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
What's the likelihood that those rats are whiye lab rats and very friendly to people?