Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.
Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol' dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.
I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn't do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.
I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we've got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.
My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don't bother, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com), but there is no way I'm going to sift though that nightmare of a site to find it.
But was it as big as Klee Irwin’s description on his infamous TV infomercial for dual cleanse? I ask you…. I watched this infomercial in absolute awe and confusion once back in 2005/2006 eating lunch at home sick. I had to look this up again seeing this post.
“I’ll never forget the first time I saw my four-year-old daughter’s bowel movement in the toilet. It literally scared me. She wasn’t more than 45 pounds, but her bowel movement was about as thick as my wrist and about as long as her arm. And I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ I got scared. I was going to call my wife. I thought, ‘How could something that big come of something—a little child—that small. And I thought, I’m six feet tall and I weigh 190 pounds and by proportion to my size compared to hers my bowel movements were very inadequate to say the least.”
Well the human gut is anoxic too, so that shouldn't be a problem for the gut-bacteria in that log and in the bog mummies. I think it way more likely that the sphagnan and the other tannins in peat-bog-water conserved this as well as the bog bodies.
That is extremely cool and I don't doubt your expertise in the slightest. Was only commenting about that anoxic conditions alone wouldn't necessarily preserve the bog mummies, but that the acidic conditions and tannins are likely more important.
I know soldiers who have had larger shits after field training.
Source I worked at a rec center that would be their first stop as they prep to go home. And I would check the bathroom and see that it was left when they could not flush it.
42 Comments
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I guess coprocracy is just the fossilized remnants of kakistocracy.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 32 pts · 2y
CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · 24 pts · 2y
I feel like I've taken bigger poops than that.
If that is the record I need a shirt like that but it says "Women want me plumbers fear me" and a toilet instead of a fish.
This reminds me of the South Park episode about this
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 2y
Hahaha that bottom line
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I touched it during a primary school trip there.
CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · 26 pts · 2y
That can't be the record for the largest poop
DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 34 pts · 2y
I imagine it was probably larger before it was... Dried out.
Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
So like do you use ruler markings to measure that or do you just measure after taking it to the hilt?
DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.
Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol' dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.
Rolando@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
New Olympic sport: Coprolite Extrusion.
JoMomma@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
I've shat bigger than that, and i didn't go saving it for posteriorarity
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I’m trying to figure out if you regret this or are proud of it.
JoMomma@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Yes
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah that one pic with the nurse carrying the bed pan was like 4x this size
MamboGator@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Elaaaaaiiiinnne! You have to come see the poopay!!!
Zozano@lemy.lol · 13 pts · 2y
Fun story for y'all.
I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn't do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.
I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we've got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.
My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don't bother, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com), but there is no way I'm going to sift though that nightmare of a site to find it.
This day I learned our family was not normal.
acetanilide@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Why did i click that lmao
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
This is why we have the "poop chainsaw", son
z00s@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Did a shit
A bank grew out of it
Sounds about right
ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 2y
I wonder how many courics that is.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Hey Sharon!
squeezeyerbawdy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
But was it as big as Klee Irwin’s description on his infamous TV infomercial for dual cleanse? I ask you…. I watched this infomercial in absolute awe and confusion once back in 2005/2006 eating lunch at home sick. I had to look this up again seeing this post.
“I’ll never forget the first time I saw my four-year-old daughter’s bowel movement in the toilet. It literally scared me. She wasn’t more than 45 pounds, but her bowel movement was about as thick as my wrist and about as long as her arm. And I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ I got scared. I was going to call my wife. I thought, ‘How could something that big come of something—a little child—that small. And I thought, I’m six feet tall and I weigh 190 pounds and by proportion to my size compared to hers my bowel movements were very inadequate to say the least.”
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Don't forget the parasite infestation!
sweaterpuppys@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Damn that shit is expensive!
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
I need more context regarding the poop viking's illness
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Probably what that viking said the night before.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
shamrock@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I don’t know who would pay thousands of dollars for an old shit, but I’m quite certain they ain’t my kind of people
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Most flavorful native English cuisine
ExfilBravo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I will now refer to Trump as Coprolite. Because hes a fossilized piece of shit.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
Frankly I haven't heard something so awesomely fitting in a long time
ChallengeApathy@infosec.pub · -1 pts · 2y
How incredibly mature 🙄
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Literal shitposting
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Is 1200 years long enough it would be sterile? Like, no original bacteria or parasites?
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
Enkrod@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Well the human gut is anoxic too, so that shouldn't be a problem for the gut-bacteria in that log and in the bog mummies. I think it way more likely that the sphagnan and the other tannins in peat-bog-water conserved this as well as the bog bodies.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
Enkrod@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
That is extremely cool and I don't doubt your expertise in the slightest. Was only commenting about that anoxic conditions alone wouldn't necessarily preserve the bog mummies, but that the acidic conditions and tannins are likely more important.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
weariedfae@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Bog bodies are dope as hell.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
galoisghost@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Someone had fun on the Wikipedia article
ben_dover@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
how many keurigs?
RagnvaldG@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
About 1/75th of Bono.
dditty@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I believe it is Courics named after Katie Couric
iamnotdave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I know soldiers who have had larger shits after field training. Source I worked at a rec center that would be their first stop as they prep to go home. And I would check the bathroom and see that it was left when they could not flush it.
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y
Why does an archeological artifact have monetary value?
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y