c/asklemmy · by shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 2yIf Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say? 64 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
Lemming421@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 33 pts · 2y
"Hang in there! You're going to really nail your next undertaking."
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 2y
So long. And thanks for all the fish.
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And loaves.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
It's the most layered joke I've ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Lol.
asmoranomar@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Given that Chinese fortunes aren't fortunes and are usually proverbs....it'll probably be something like "You can walk on water too, if it's cold enough."
cloudless@lemmy.cafe · 20 pts · 2y
"No fortune cookies for you! This is not America."
Jakdracula@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
“That wasn’t chicken”
Susaga@ttrpg.network · 10 pts · 2y
"You will reunite with a friend"
"The bad times will be over quickly"
"A sudden windfall will come your way"
fsr1967@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
"Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts."
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y
in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.
tal@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y
They probably weren't literate.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
🏛️🗡️✝️👉👉
RalphFurley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
nxdefiant@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
😬
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 2y
Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 2y
Yeah well so is Chinese food
FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world · -21 pts · 2y
"Don't trust the Jews"
PatMustard@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 2y
Given that they were all Jewish this seems unlikely
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
But the guy who makes the cookies was REALLY racist. Even by historic standards!