I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao
Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.
I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...
Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.
I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I'd have to get logged off. And I'd say BRB but would inevitably never be B.
You... You can't imagine anything creepier than someone jerking off to a picture of you? I'm not sure if I should admire your innocence or warn you about the world out there
62 Comments
tourist@lemmy.world · 137 pts · 2y
some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave
Khrux@ttrpg.network · 13 pts · 2y
I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 107 pts · 2y
Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 2y
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 47 pts · 2y
I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y
YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE
MechanicalJester@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 2y
Brb crying
Sylver@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3
MechanicalJester@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Thank you!
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 2y
PMFL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Probably your beautiful cock, friend
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Ive heard about this, apparently its a glorious cock
Gabu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and "feminine".
Source: I'm gay-pretty
mossy_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...
orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I'm ace and aro. We have an understanding.
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
it was difficult but i managed it :)
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Unless...?
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
??
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 2y
"brb crying" -> 🥹
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 2y
Omg she said she's coming back - that guy probably
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 2y
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi · 11 pts · 2y
If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text
Vilian@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
tf brb mean
cherryryu@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 2y
as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb
Psythik@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.
rdrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
This is...sad
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I'd have to get logged off. And I'd say BRB but would inevitably never be B.
maynarkh@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 2y
Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match
Gingernate@programming.dev · 58 pts · 2y
How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha
Vigilante@lemmy.today · 42 pts · 2y
Be right back
anonymoose@lemmy.ca · 77 pts · 2y
Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?
elxeno@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOUFGfK4bU
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Vigilante@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 2y
Sure might take some time tho.
db2@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
tf tho mean tho
Vigilante@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 2y
Though . What the fuck does tf mean tho ?
Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 2y
Big Red Butthole
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
"Big red butthole crying" is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh..
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 27 pts · 2y
It's blowing my mind that you don't know what brb means.
WereCat@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Team Fortress Barber?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Balls Rightfully Blue.
Sylver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The brb is the word
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Going afk
Etterra@lemmy.world · -17 pts · 2y
Imagine having self esteem so low that you convince yourself (or actually believe) that the creepiest shit imaginable is romantic.
Hell, I've lived with depression with suicidal ideation since I was like 7 but at least I'm not crazy.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
You... You can't imagine anything creepier than someone jerking off to a picture of you? I'm not sure if I should admire your innocence or warn you about the world out there
Etterra@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 2y
Allow me to explain this little thing called "hyperbole."
reminiscensdeus@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
I mean context is important, not creepy if they're a couple.
Gabu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Romantic? No. Creepy? Definitely not, unless they're total strangers (or worse, family).
tygerprints@kbin.social · -48 pts · 2y
Oooohkaay this is all about as slimy and gross as human communications can get.
zzx@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
Looks like a conversation between consenting parties
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Yea just one bro helping his other bro feel better.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's just a brojob.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
Yeah, heart reaction on that msg from the receiving party
db2@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
It definitely is not.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y
Depends if blue is 12 and grey is her dad.
db2@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Emerald@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Is that an amogus sussy baka?
PatMustard@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 2y
Take comfort in the fact that it was probably a joke
Guntrigger@feddit.ch · 15 pts · 2y
Oh sweet summer child