I can count the number of chest hairs I have .... I have one that continually grows to an inch in length right next to my left nipple ... I call him Larry
Mango, we've had some complaints. We don't care who you socialize with outside of working hours but we must ask you to show some constraints during working hours! It's not just the women who cannot stop talking about you sexually. The men are infuriated! You let Janet pat your butt and now John and his team refuse to deal with their priorities. There's demands that you allowed them to have a patt too! It's madness... OMG can I ask you something personal...
Because I live in the part of the world where I would get frost bite for six months of the year if I exposed my skin .... and the other six months of being eaten alive by mosquitoes and insects if I exposed my skin.
I'm Indigenous and there's a reason why my face and hands are tanned and the rest of my body is white as any sun starved Scandinavian.
If you dress like that and got that amount of swagger, you're not getting anything done. There's gonna be various holes with various levels of suction attempting to attach to you all the live long day.
I got shit to do and am not ready for that lifestyle.
Honestly though. I love the variety of clothing available for people who identify as women. It makes me sad that Americans who identify as men don't have anything near that variety or glamour
54 Comments
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y
My chest hair isn't glorious enough.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Notice we never saw him topless again after the beard...
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 35 pts · 2y
Hair has to come from somewhere. When I started growing it on my face it stopped coming out from the top of my head.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
That's called "The Sisko".
winety@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y
Is it possible to learn this power? I'd like to have some hair moved.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
I can count the number of chest hairs I have .... I have one that continually grows to an inch in length right next to my left nipple ... I call him Larry
winety@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
Mango@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
HR
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 19 pts · 2y
Mango@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
👀
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
Local authorities.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
General public
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
I can't get my leg over the back of a chair.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
A sense of fashion and social expectations. The recognition and acknowledgement that the true 80's are gone.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y
The fact they don't sell clothing like this.
qisope@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
https://newchic.com/incerun-cardigans-12199/p-1960652.html
Scroll down and see the suggested products
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
Snaaaaaake
yemmly@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I just don’t have that Riker swag.
Corigan@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
My obesity
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · -14 pts · 2y
Weird question but do you drink soda? I think soda is directly tied to health problems
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y
Because I live in the part of the world where I would get frost bite for six months of the year if I exposed my skin .... and the other six months of being eaten alive by mosquitoes and insects if I exposed my skin.
I'm Indigenous and there's a reason why my face and hands are tanned and the rest of my body is white as any sun starved Scandinavian.
robdor@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y
I'm not Riker.
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Self-respect. Either too much or too little, take your pick.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
My nipple would get chilly
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Just squeeze them periodically .... or get someone else to do it for you
tamal3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
*It
root_beer@midwest.social · 11 pts · 2y
Cultural norms, in part, but mostly? Because I’d look [more] terrible.
mp3@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
Out of respect for everyone else's sanity.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Shame
UESPA_Sputnik@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Not being ruled by dominant women. (🤤)
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
My wife
Sanctus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Work policy
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
If you dress like that and got that amount of swagger, you're not getting anything done. There's gonna be various holes with various levels of suction attempting to attach to you all the live long day.
I got shit to do and am not ready for that lifestyle.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Gotta save some wonders for the future.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
I’m from the 20th century and clothes this cool haven't been available yet.
morphballganon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Looks like it would slip off my shoulder
jet@hackertalks.com · 3 pts · 2y
It would! That's why they use tape/glue to keep it in place.
jet@hackertalks.com · 6 pts · 2y
Tape. That thing only stays open with tape.
UmeU@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Self awareness
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
Moobs.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I have that chest hair but the pasty pudgy skin does not show it off like Riker
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
nudism
metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I know logically that this word is pronounced like nood-ism but my brain always reads it like the word Judaism. Noodiasm
superfes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Gumption
dadGPT@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
winter
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Honestly though. I love the variety of clothing available for people who identify as women. It makes me sad that Americans who identify as men don't have anything near that variety or glamour
bushpilot@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
My beard.
tacotroubles@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Blue isnt my color
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I'm a teacher.
noxy@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
I'd get irritated if it slid off of either shoulder
Otherwise yeah fuck it hook me up
kaboom36@ani.social · 3 pts · 2y
I'm good with a t shirt and jeans thanks
summerof69@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Lack of taste!
ikidd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Testicles.